Lance eyeballed the little device Pidge had given him through Hunk. He had called it a "texting thing but better than a phone okay" and Lance had taken it without questioning it. Keith was out on a 'mission' with Shiro and he assumed it was because he'd snapped at Matt for the seventh time this past two days (Shiro seemed really protective of Matt, he couldn't understand why).
He heard a little ding and reached into his pocket, where the little device was.
3:08 Pidge: HEYYYYYYY LOL
He chuckled and started typing.
3:09 Lance: since when do u type incorrectly
Pidge: ITS MATT I TOOK HER DEVICE
3:10 Lance: dont u have ur own
or anything better to do
3:13 Lance: Matt?
3:14 Pidge: If he had anything better to do, it'd be flirting with Shiro or Allura.
Lance: o h hi pidge
that's true
3:15 Pidge: Also, there's a group chat.
Don't worry, Keith is there. He just hot back.
Got. Heh.
Lance snorted. A button that said 'group' appeared. He clicked it.
3:16 CIN: but like come on we don't have to get married
3:16 Computer: Chat time has been disabled.
Knife: it was part of the DEAL u EGG
Pickle: what is
Knife: YOU TWO GETTING MARRIED
Water: yea were getting a divorce if U don't comply
Knife: that's too far
Water: no
Knife: incorrect
Water: yes
Pickle: what is this new language
Knife: dang I can't speak Boyfriend™ I'm single and a girl and named myself Pickle of all things
Doormatt: HOW TYPE
Doormatt: oh das how
Doormatt: nice one, Heather
Knife: fudge off Heather
Water: what about Michael
Pickle: Wrong musical.
CIN: yeah, you uncultured swine
Knife: ily Michael
Pickle: OKAY bye
Sleeve: you'll be back
Pickle: SOON YOULL SEE
Doormatt: YOULL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME
Water: ahdkfha what
Pidge: Watch Hamilton NOW.
Water: how about you're not my mom
Sleeve: Girls, girls, you're both pretty.
Water: I'm taken thanks
Sleeve: I'm 25 !
Pickle: what about me
Sleeve: You're 14. No.
Doormatt: heyy
Sleeve: ..... Matt no not you too !!
Doormatt: lol hehehehehhrhhrrhh
CIN: guys quick shallura or Miro
Sleeve: neither
Doormatt: *either
Sleeve: *neither
Water: Miro
Sleeve: Detention in the lion pit Lance, leave immediately
Water: K
Lance grinned as he looked up and walked into the couch room (what is it called in the series I have no idea and I can't repeat living room twice).
Water: in the living room now there's a wild Pickle in its nest time to bother it
Pickle: What?
Pickle: LANCE
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hmhmhm the story may be over but im still writing extras,,,
Also, Lotor isn't allowed to come in contact with communication devices because Allura forbids it.
Allura and Coran are just reading it and not letting anyone know they're there
aLSO BOY OH MY LANCES VLOG. WOW. HE IS THE SUN.
These dang musical references are fanservice for my tenth favorite person in the world , sorry but you know you can't beat mom and dad and the four cats and Lance and three other people who would make this loving sentence irrelevant to my point Junker_Phoenix
Lol jk ur my solid third favorite
Also, oof it makes me smile whenever someone comments on that dang heckin part
