*January 14th 1985*
*Steve started a chat*
*Steve added Joyce, Jim*
*Steve named the chat "Monster Huntin' Parents"*
Steve: could you two come pick up some children please. I love these dipshits but they're all hyper and hungry and I don't think I have the five boxes of Eggos required to feed Jane
Hopper: sure, I'll bring Max, Nancy, Mike, and El home
Joyce: I'll take Dustin, Will, Jonathan, and Lucas
Steve: thank you, I'm really hungover so I canNOT drive right now
Jim: whoa whoa whoa Jane said there wouldn't be any alcohol
Joyce: so did Will and Jonathan
Steve: forget I said anything
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*Nancy started a chat*
*Nancy added Jonathan, Steve*
*Nancy named the chat "Demogorgon Slayers"*
Nancy: do either of you have any idea where the fuck my sock went
Steve: idk, want me to look for it
Jonathan: you took it off during truth or dare
Nancy: why tf would I do that
Jonathan: to fill it with marbles
Nancy: ?
Jonathan: I was dared to let you smack me with a sock full of marbles
Nancy: let's all agree to never get drunk again
Steve: I found your sock, but it's at the bottom of the pool, together with a shirt that I think belongs to Jonathan
Jonathan: that explains why I'm wearing your shirt, Steve
Steve: I'd like that back, I love that shirt
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*Jim started a chat*
*Jim added Joyce, Jane, Mike, Steve, Jonathan, Nancy, Will, Dustin, Lucas, Max*
*Steve named the chat "Shared Trauma"*
*Nancy named the chat "fr?"*
*Steve named the chat "deal with it"*
*Steve named the chat "Shared Trauma"*
Jim: this is not why I made this chat
Jim: a few things:
1) when you tell us that there is no alcohol but there's alcohol anyways, you're in trouble
2) Wheeler, your ban is lifted but only because you and El stuck to your deal of sleeping in separate rooms
3) Steve, in our absence, you're supposed to watch over the kids. Sober.
Steve: sorryyyyyyyyyy it's all because of Nancy
Nancy: how is itmy fault
Steve: you told me to drink
Nancy: I just said "you should stay sober"???
Steve: exactly, you challenged me
Nancy: whatever
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1985 // Stranger Things Texting
FanfictionYes I know they didn't have texting back then I just have no inspiration and we're probably gonna have to wait until 2019 for S3. I've done something like this before. This is NOT a sequel to that book.
