Steve and the Forgotten Invites

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*March 14th 1985*

*Chat: Monster Huntin' Parents (3)*

Steve: so I wish to borrow some children
Joyce: whatever for
Steve: a ball
Joyce: why who shall be attending said ball and where will it be held
Steve: I shall formally invite all those in our group of people that are under the age of eighteen
Joyce: very well, I hereby give you permission, good sir
Jim: have El back at my place by midnight also when is it
Steve: thanks for playing along, Hop
Jim: I should arrest you
Steve: my place, May 16th
Jim: okay
Steve: whoop

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*Chat: Steve's Gang (10)*

Steve: THEY SAID YES
Henry: to what
Will: wait what
Mike: are they finally engaged or something
Nancy: did you ask out someone of an unspecified gender
Dustin: you forgot to invite them you dingus
Max: wait are you like throwing a party or something
Steve: I AM a dingus
Lucas: true
Jane: truuuueeee
Steve: but anyways, March 16th, my place after y'all are done with school
Jonathan: food?
Nancy: ah yes, priorities
Steve: we'll order a pizza
Jane: PIZZA
Mike: ah yes, the one thing that comes even close to how much she loves Eggos
Will: ah yes, another thing that she loves more than she loves you
Mike: harsh
Max: but true
Jane: you got me there
Henry: Jane, I love you
Will: babe no you're gay

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