Boyf Luff

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(Michael's POV)

"Hey, Michael!" Jeremy chirped from the other end of the phone call.

"Hey, do you wanna see a musical with me this weekend? I was looking at some online."

"Ooh, sure! What's available?"

"Let's see," I said as I pulled up the websites on my home computer. "Hamilton is way too expensive, and not even within driving range. Into The Woods is at one of our local theaters, but we already watched the movie together."

"Anything else?" Jeremy asked as I continued to scroll through.

"Well," I laughed. "There's always Cats."

Silence.

"Cats?" he asked in a small voice after a few seconds.

"What, do you have something against it?" I asked, concern lining my words.

"No, no, it's just-"

"OH!" I cut him off. "I see what it is~"

"Shut up!"

"Alright, we have two tickets for Saturday at 7:30 PM," I told him as I clicked the option for PayPal.

"MICHAEL!"

"Don't act like you don't want to see it, Jer."

He didn't say anything.

"Are there any guy cats?" he asked after another pause.

"Have you heard of Rum Tum Tugger?"

"No?"

"Well," I said with a laugh. "Yes, there are guy cats."

"Okay."

"Are you excited?~"

"Yeah."

"Hm?"

"Yes."

"What was that?"

"I said yes!"

"Are you sure it's not more than a yes?"

"Yes, I'm sure."

"Okay."

"Yup."

"Alright."

"Uh-huh."

"Mm-hmm."

"Sure."

"Should I bring a condom?"

"MICHAEL I SWEAR TO GOD."