the two friendly men went to the supermarket and bought bacon to put god knows where.
after they ate to strips of bacon the bacon had phone in there stomachs the male bacon started to talk to the lady bacon by bacon gram and sent nudes of there special meat the lady bacon was astonished by the pictures she sent her own the male bacon was so happy that he made his owner crap him out so did the lady bacon and the meet in the sewers and said you are more uglier than i thought and proceeded to kiss with bacon and bacon they made a baby bacon The End
DONT KILL THE CHICKENS!!!!
DONT KILL THE BACON!!!!!!
KILL THE BACON FLAVORD CHICKENS
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