Bacon was sad, his girlfriend had just left him in an alleyway down the streets of London he had no where to go now he was really really sad he wished he could cry but he is bacon so therefore he could not cry but grease left from his non existent eyes he was really really really sad. He wanted to die but he is bacon so he has to be eaten by the bacon gods of pork heaven but not even the gods were going to help him so he must be sent to chicken hell. Suddenly a bright red light illuminated from the floor of London's only alley way and then he was monched up by Bactin (Satin) him self to live a lonely and very very very very sad life.
-Written by -_Your_Friend_-
The other bacon God
