Drippity droppity these greases sweated me. It is I Baconite. I greases of them all. All of these other 'versions' of ME, are downgrades. I am the almighty ONE and ONLY Bacon. No other can win a fight against me, these greases are the utmost armor protection level V. My storys are o be sacred and not spread of knowledge as I dn't actually belong in this generaion. Sorry Mom, put me back in the piggy womb.
- all credits for this story go to my amazing friend Quiche -
