Fighting Over Mr. Handsome (Hiatus)

Chapter Five: "Mr. Playboy Caught in the Act"

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! >:) *This is the version for conservative people..hahahha lol*

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Matt’s POV

Literature ang next class naming ngayon. Tss, that’s  too boring for a perfect guy like me.

Ay nga pala, ako lang naman ang nagiisang Matthew Abalos dito. That’s all you need to know ;) Di naman kasi importante na kilala niyo ako mula labas hanggang loob eh, diba? Ang importante ay gwapo ako at nakukuha ko lahat ng gusto ko..siguro sa isang bagay lang talaga ako sablay.

Playboy ba ang tingin mo sakin? Well proud akong sabihing playboy ako. Sus, bakit ko pa itatanggi eh totoo naman. Ang sarap kaya mangbabae, patay na patay silang lahat sakin at nakakandarapa sila sa katawan at kapogian ko. Oh diba? Dakilang playboy talaga ako ;)

Well yeah, I consider myself handsome. I guess all of you would not be able to laugh at me for admitting that I’m handsome, cause all of the girls surely agrees about it. Even the boys, they are all fvcking gays tho.

And as what I’m saying, for a perfect guy like me, I should skip my literature class because it’s too boring for my perfection. And yeah, I did.

[Co. Author note: Ako po ay isang babaeng mahilig gumamit ng salitang ‘yeah’ so pagbigyan nyo po kung puro yeah ang chapter na ‘to. –cessyybells]

After passing by the room of literature, I went to the school’s bulletin board and posted something that would drive my girls crazy at the same time horny ;) Ooh, and sexy too.

As I got out of school, I already heard the girls scream their craziness because of what they have read in the bulletin.

Tsk, ang gwapo ko talaga. Haha

“I will be cutting class because it’s too boring for my perfection. Anyone who wants to HANG OUT with me? Just follow me. I’ll be going to the park near this school, and I will choose one lucky girl who’ll be hanging out with me. And I promise to that one lucky girl, I’ll make every second of our so-called ‘hang-out’ full of sexiness and perfection ;) P.S please do come if you are interested and ofcourse consider your beauty and sexiness ;)”

So back to reality, I am now heading to the parking lot of the school to get my old ugly vios that dad gave me in exchange of my new car because of being grounded. Well, good thing he did give me something in exchange of being grounded.

I started my car, and yeah. I imagined the hundreds of girls who will line up later at the park. I am damned excited because of their screams that they made earlier.

I’m almost there at the park, and

HOLY MOTHER FUCKIN’ DAMNED SHIT!!

I thought I only imagined hundreds of girls, but in came out like it’s a motherfuckin’ thousands of fvck!!

Oh my god, I feel like my d*ck is now getting harder. Oh, this one lucky girl. I’ll make you pay for making me this hard. You makin’ my little one stand up and get harder of excitement. Yeah, I’ll make you pay. Holy fck.

I got out of the car, and then I sat on the bench.

“I want you to create 7 lines. I hate a noisy girl so please be fckin’ quiet. Now start.”

Then, they all respected my words. They made 7 lines, peacefully and quietly. Now that’s what you call the ‘power of perfection’. ;)

And yeah, I started to search for the lucky girl.

“1st line, please line up horizontally.”

Unang babae, maganda. Maputi, matangos ilong, chinita, kaso FLAT CHESTED