The Legend of Leo

THE LEGEND OF LEO, PROLOGUE, CHAPTER ONE: THE BEGINNING OF THE BEGINNING

THE PROLOGUE

CHAPTER ONE: THE BEGINNING OF THE BEGINNING, OR: THE BEGINNINING

[A/N: hi guys this is leo; okay, so this is my first story ever, rly hope you like it and comment, like, and subscribe... or follow and leave a review haha idk. so anyway full disclosure I don't have a whole lot of writing experience, I'm only 14 I go to a junior high school (I was about to type out the full thing but Andrew said to not do that its dangerous; also, Andrew is the editor and my best friend, I also have Steven here he's totally cool) and i have a lot of friends and yeah, but anyway so please leave some constructive criticism but only if its positive and not negative in the slightest because honestly who needs that negativity in their life you know, and uhm if there's anybody from school reading this that I like, hi! Especially if youre in creative writing club cause ive told you guys about this story and read it a little bit even when Andrew kept banging his head on the desk like he didn't want to be there. if there's anybody from school reading this that I don't like, then please stop reading and please don't troll and don't leave negative reviews (im looking at you Nathan although not really because I don't stalk to anybody that isn't vanessa... I mean um my mother! wait that's not much better uh I think I confused the world stalk with talk I guess, I don't know where I was going this sorry vanessa; that is, if youre reading this vanessa, in which case keep reading it and we should also hang out sometime. also, if anybody from sega is reading this, can you guys please answer my letters and stop sending me restraining orders? anyway, without any further ado, here is the first chapter to my opera. Oh, guys! Introduce yourselves, please.]

[Andrew's note: im Andrew, I'm 15, and i'm starting to wonder what kind of evil stuff I did in my past life that led me here]

[Steven's note: I'm STEVEN! 14 years baby! I'm useful, and I'm totally single and ready to pringle, ladies.]

[Andrew's Editing Note: also hey guys, if you ever see these kind of notes, they're basically like notes I made to like... I guess illuminate my suffering? and they're also notes I make for leos benefit, stuff I forget to edit out before publishing these lmao, so yeah. But seriously, if you guys think this shit has a lot of authors notes now imagine what it looks it pre-editing, its way longer, so sorry if I occasionally leave in notes I make, usually 2 tired to fix them.

but yeah, here we goooo]

[A/N: Happy Halloween! Otherwise known as... LEO DAY!!! NOW WE BEGIN!]

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BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA (THE CAPITAL OF BRITANNIA)

THE BAD FUTURE, CERCA 2029

EVILPANDA'S EVIL HEADQUARTERS

It was a dark and stormy night, which was pretty unusual for Britannia, given that the nights were usually pretty mild and sunny, even over-easy from time to time. [A/N: thats actually a lie, Britannia has been plunged into darkness] From her excellent viewpoint on the command dais, EvilPanda could see everything about her beloved Britannian capital. The exposed husks of crumbling, shitty-looking skyscrapers. The bright, brief flashes of distant gunfire, laser-fire, oil fires, water fires, all kinds of fires. Occasional flashes of lightning streaking across the smog-filled sky, which was totally the work of the Grand Wizard Choong, still suffering from the effects of wizard cancer [Andrew's Editing Note: what the hell is wizard cancer and why does it sound funny]. The glint of buzzsaws cutting peasants to pieces in the commons below. The shine of rotating gears, slamming pistons, and other mechanical stuff [A/N: wasnt sure what to put here but yeah you get the idea] and doo-hickeys that EvilPanda could very clearly see with her gifted eyes that were always closed.