Shaniqua is witH BRYAN OMG! Screamed Rebecca to Charlotte.
-WHAT?! Replied charlotte with a worried expression on her face, Bryan was her ex boyfriend, but he is the most horrible person in the world, like, literally.
You may know freddy krueger, the crusty ass killer, well Bryan is worse than him.
Bryan will not break your neck like Freddy, but he will break your sad little heart.
This news were the worse thing that could happen to her, after the human-eating-monster-raccoon problem.
-we gotta save the bitch from Bryan, said Charlotte while getting a pocket knife from Rebecca's drawer.
-the fuck are you doing bitch? We ain't gon' kill him, we just have to make them break up. Said Rebecca while taking the knife from Charlotte's hand.
-Plus i wouldn't want his blood in my great grandfathers knife, said rebecca.
They left Rebeccas house and went to a near starbucks.
-Hello ladies what can i get for you today? Asked the cashier
-We will have two venti pumpkin spice lattes please. Replied Charlotte
-Okay, names please. Said the cashier with a sharpie.
-Charlotte and Rebecca. Said charlotte while she took out her phone and started scrolling through twitter.
-CHARLOTTE! Yelled rebecca while sprinting towards charlotte.
-what the actual fuck rebecca?! Asked charlotte while taking her coffees and rebecca outside.
-BRYAN IS DEAD
DECEASED
DISCONNECTED
DEATH SNATCHED HIM! Screamed rebecca while holding the news on twitter to charlottes face.
-How did he die? O M G im shook. Said Charlotte while sipping her latte.
-Unknown reasons, his right arm was missing, and the other arm and legs had been bitten until he bone. Replied Rebecca while showing her the picture.
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Humorjust read it, you will love it Theres Charlotte, the sassiest gurl at school that faces a near death situation. So read the rest, just, read it pls And it has a lot of grammar mistakes and im too lazy to correct them youre welcome <3 fuck you if u d...
