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"So imma need those digits."
"Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-"
"Of your credit card, you idiot."
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A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he...
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❝Ohhhh boy.❞
❝That's the same thought going through my mind right now. What's wrong?❞
❝I don't know how to put this lightly, so I'm just going to dive right in...I just told my parents about you.❞
❝Y-you did?❞
❝I had to tell them eventually and now they're like flipping out on me!❞
❝Why?❞
❝Because apparently 'I've never been interested in anyone in my whole eighteen years of life'.❞
❝No offense, but do your parents not understand teenage hormones at all? Like...um....even I have raging hormones sometimes.❞
❝But Sophie, you have to understand. I've never told them about meeting with a girl before. To them, this is like a major milestone for me. I guess it's a way to prove that I'm just like all of those others teenage guys out there.❞
❝You know...there are tons of other ways to prove that...❞
❝I'm being serious. C'mon.❞
❝Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Bad time to make a joke. I apologize, Mr. Watkins.❞
❝I don't know what was worse. Your innuendo or the fact that you just called me Mr. Watkins...❞
*giggles*
❝So what do your parents think of me? You didn't tell them that I'm crazy, did you?❞
❝No. I told them, 'You'd like her. She's pretty perfect, you know.' And they just kind of blinked at me until they realized that I wasn't joking. Admitting that I like someone is like saying that hell froze over. They think it's impossible. ❞
❝Well, man...I'm kind of nervous now.❞
❝No need to be. I put in a good word. I mean they eventually would like to meet you, but for now I told them to give me some time and space. But apparently my dad didn't get the memo when he decided to sit down with me and give me 'the talk'.❞
❝Oh gosh. We're literally going to meet each other for a day. Do they think we're going on a secret rendezvous or something? Sheesh.❞
