chapter 5: knock knock 1

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Knock Knock! 

Who's there? GARLIC GARLICK ONION TOMATO PRINITONG TOMATO.

Garlic garlic onion tamato prinitong potato who?!

New yooooork.. Garlic garlic onion tamato prinitong potato .. now you're in New york, New york.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? DALANDAN! Dalandan who?!

Thus the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down.. if the Dalandan Bridge is falling wiill anybody hear a sound..

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 Knock Knock!  Who's there?  HITO! HITO who?

hito ako... basang basa sa ulaaaan..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Inday! Inday who?

Indaaaaaay, Found a very special love in you....

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 kung fu fish 
Anong isda ang mahilig mag-kungfu? 

Sagot: Eh di tilap-yaaaaahhhhh!(tilapya) Joke eto. 


Pano po ichecheck ang mansanas kung panis na without tasting it?? .... .... Eh di ipakain mo sa tindera. 

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mga butiki 
May sampung butiki tapos ung isa tumalon ilan nlang natira? Eh di..... Wala,nagpalakpakan cla eh 

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--- CHOCOLATE HILLS 
ALERT SABI ISA DAW SA CHOCOLATE HILLS SASABOG PERO HINDI PA MATUKOY KUNG ANONG LALABAS GATAS NA CHOCO BA O CHOCO NA GATAS 

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May dalawang mag boss sa isang bahay.........,..... biglang nag ring yung telepono..... 

Boss: Inday sagutin mo yung telepono (baliktad yung pagkakahawak niya!) 

Inday: Sir Di po nagtatanong yung telepono sakin eh 

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anong tawag sa isda nasagasaan??? edi naFISHat!!! 

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 juan: knock knock..
pedro: hus der???
juan: pa-autoload naman , how much magkano...
pedro: pa-autoload naman, how much magkano
hu??
juan: nothings gonna changes my love for you..
pa autoload naman how much magkanu 
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A: knock knock!
B: who's there
A: Chicken
B: Chicken who?
A: CHICKENya pa rin babalik sigaw ng damdamin
CHICKENya pa rin babalik bulong ng puso ko.....
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A: knock knock!
B: who's there
A: Inday
B: Inday who?
A: Indaaaaaay, Found a very special love in you....
(Sarah Geronimo)
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A.knock knock!
B.who's there?
A. Melon, talong, mais, gulaman
B. Melon, talong, mais, gulaman who?
Melon, talong, mais, gulaman... maaari bang
magtanong... (meron akong nais malaman..
maaari bang mag tanong...)

pulgas: knock knock..
bantay: who's there??
pulgas: taga pukpok ng puto bumbong..
bantay: taga pukpok ng puto bumbong who??
pulgas: taga pukpok, taga pukpok, taga pukpok,
taga pukpok ng puto bumbong.. (boom boom
pow)
ang korny..

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A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: I'm gonna buy a folding bed.
B: I'm gonna buy a folding bed who?
A: I'm gonna buy a folding bed... Mad at you. I'm
gonna buy a folding bed.. Mad at you. (Ne-Yo)

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Eto pa:
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Pop at RC
B: Pop at RC who?
A: I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love
me, Pop at.. Pop at RC... (Lady ****)

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Last!
A: Knock knock!
B: Who's there?
A: Soon to open Pan de Manila.
B: Soon to open Pan de Manila who?
A: Uno, dos, tres! Soon to open Pan de Manila!
(Ricky Martin)   
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Knock knock? Who's there? "COOKIE" "COOKIE" who? KumuCOOKIEkutitap. Bumubusibusilak.Ganyan ang indak ng mga bumbilya!

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Coca cola

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: Coca cola

Pedro: Coca cola who?

Juan: Coca cola na lang sana ang yong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.

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What can be

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: What can be

Pedro: What can be who?

Juan: What can be bitiw bigla, what can be bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang iyong kapit

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Lactum

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: Lactum

Pedro: Lactum who?

Juan: I Lactum to move it, move it!

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The hill and cow

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: The hill and cow

Pedro: The hill and cow who?

Juan: The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

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Alfred

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: Alfred

Pedro: Alfred who?

Juan: Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly

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Terminal

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: Terminal

Pedro: Terminal who?

Juan: Terminal... every now and then i get a little bit lonely.

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Kamuning

Juan: Knock knock

Pedro: Who's there?

Juan: Kamuning

Pedro: Kamuning who?

Juan: Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i'm yours. Kamuning get me.

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