Knock knock.
Who's there?
CIVIL
Civil who?
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na mahirap,
CIVIL-liar ang tunay na may malasakit.
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Knock Knock
who's there?
canada
canada, who?
nakaligo canada sa dagat ng basura
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Knock, Knock
who's there
New Zealand
New Zealand, who?
New Zealand ka sa mundong ito, laking tuwa ng magulang mo, at ang kamay nila ang iyong ilaw...
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Knock, Knock
who's there?
TODA?
TODA who?
TODA fire... to the limit, to the wall
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Knock Knock
who's there?
Kangkong carrots lettuce tomato
Kangkong carrots lettuce tomato, who?
new york... kangkong carrots lettuce tomato
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
CASHEW NUT.
Cashew nut who?
Don't tell me your sorry, CASHEW NUT. Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught...
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare
pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare, who?
pritong sawa, pritong mane, sinigang kare-kare, hallelu... hallelujah...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
SOLUSYON
Solusyon who?
SOLUSYON, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
san mang sulok ng mundo na may Pilipino..
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Knock, Knock
who's there?
RIVERBOAT
RIVERBOAT who?
RIVERBOAT young when I first saw you. I close my eyes and flashback saw you standing there.
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Knock, Knock
who's there?
GINABING KOKEY
GINABING KOKEY who?
Just dance! GINABING KOKEY! da da doo doo mmm.
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Knock, Knock
who's there?
AGATHA
AGATHA who?
AGATHA feeling! That tonight's gonna be a good night
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Knock, Knock
who's there?
COME BACK TO ME
COME BACK TO ME who?
COME BACK TO ME bok ang puso! wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
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Knock knock
who's there?
phone na nokia
phone na nokia who?
phone na nokia di sinasadya 'Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko
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Knock, Knock
who's there?
SAFARI
SAFARI who?
got my hands up, they're playing my song and now i'm gonna be ok. yeah! it's SAFARI in the usa.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jhamppong
Jhamppong who?
Jhamppong mga daliri kamay at paa, dalawang tenga, dalawang mata, ilong na maganda.
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knock knock
who's ther?
Mama Para taxi
Mama Para taxi who?
im your biggest fan ill follow you until you love me
Mama para Taxi
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knock knock..
Whos's there
Lady GaGa
Lady GaGa who?
kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling nang iba.
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup.
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup who?
Pork chop masarap lagyan mo ng ketchup. Tonight I'mma fight 'til we see the sunlight!
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