Teacher: In my class, I don't want to hear
you speaking Tagalog. Is that clear?
Student: Yes Ma'am.
Teacher: Ok, Let me know your name first.
What's your name?
Student: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland
Neverbroke.
Teacher: Wow! Are you Fil-Am?
Student: No Ma'am, its the English Term
for my real name Agapito Hampaslupa
Dimagiba.
HRM and NURSING STUDENT nag-uusap..
HRM: uy, pahingi naman ng alcohol..
NURSING: wala eh, Sorry ha..
HRM: naturingan kang nursing wla kang
dalang alcohol?
NURSING: bakit ikaw? Pengeng sandok at kaldero, Now na! May dala ka?! Yabang mo ah?!
gwapo vs. panget
Kapag gwapo ang
pinagpawisan, HOT
Pero kapag panget, DUGYOT.
Kapag gwapo ang
nagpatattoo, ASTIG.
Kapag panget, ADIK.
Kapag gwapo ang tumitig,
NAKAKAKILIG.
Pero kapag panget,
MANYAKIS.
Kapag gwapo ang tumabi,
SOULMATE.
Pero kapag panget,
HOLDAPER.
FACELIFT
Pasyente: Magkano ang facelift?
Doktora: Complete treatment ay P145,000
Pasyente: Mahal!!! ano bang pinakamurang
treatment para magmukha akong bata???
Doktora: eto tsupon, P20 lang!!!
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