John Laurens X Reader

Chapter 8. Wrong Sort

Look at all those reads!
Awesome. Wow.
Love you all
And I still didn't start on the cover yet lmao.
Also, the beginning of this chapter starts with the perspective of a drunk John Laurens and I wanted to joke around with the concept of entering a drunk person's mind.
This should be fun

LONG CHAPTER AHEAD

-May
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Honestly, why dafuq did I just scream "I ate some ass for breakfast" or something like that I dunno.
My mind makes no sense but look Lafayette's boyfriend is charging at me! Wait- what-

HOLY SHI-

(I'm losing my mind help me)

(Y/N)'s P.O.V

"HERCULES!" I shouted at my brother as he charged towards John.

I heard an 'oOF' and then a loud thud.

I know I'm supposed to be concerned about the well being of John, but I started laughing.

Why did I laugh you ask? Because John is just that adorable. Bad thing is that whenever I laugh, it starts with a dorky-ass snort. Welp, R.I.P. me.

I gave a loud snort and started laughing hysterically like I did at the airport. Lafayette, who was surprisingly still sober, was also laughing and was trying to get Hercules off of John.

Their little wrestle was intense, but it was also pathetic. John got up a little drowsy and grabbed my shoulder for support.

"What the hell was that Horseyyy?" John asked, regaining his ability to stand.

"You ate an innocent little horsy! What do you expect, a kiss on the check?"
"Not for you though!"
"From who then!?"
"Cookiiieee!"

Oh dear lord.

I felt my cheeks heating up (AGAIN) and looked at my brother, who was still fuming.

"EVEN WORSE!" Hercules tried to charge at John again, but Lafayette held onto him by the waist. "Alright 'Ercules, we're going to sit down on a bean bag and-"
"Cuddle?"
"NON! B-but if you want t- NEVER MIND"

You know the face you make when everyone is singing happy birthday and you just smile like an idiot? Me and Laffy both shared the same facial expression, Only Laffy looked way better.

This left me with Me and John by ourselves. I looked back at John was still slightly confused.

"What happened?" He asked, plopping himself onto the beanbag.

"I dunno" I shrugged, and then silence.

And for some apparent reason I only just realized that there was a stage. It wasn't like, Big Auditorium with curtains or some crazy stuff. It was more like a table with cardboard under it, just to make it stable.

What I did notice however, was that a person, Maria,slowly making her way up the table-stage. She had something white and red in her hand, I couldn't make out what it was. She pressed some button that was placed on top and-

BWOOOOOOOOMP BWOOOOOOOOMP BWOMP BWOMP BWOMP BWOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

-it was an air horn.

Everyone was suddenly silent and turned to the "stage", some of them scowling at the red dressed girl.

"Can I have everyone's attention please?" Maria called, but after that air horn stunt I'm sure she had everybody's attention.

"Thank you. Anyways- WELCOME BACK TO A NEW YEAR OF HELL!" A few cheers came from the back, obviously out of sarcasm.