GAY
95% Wondering if they're gay
4% Actual gay pining and repeated 'No homo'
.5% Fighting off chicks who sexualize gay men
.5% Actual gay relationship
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Gay potato: Lemme be the mashed potatoes to your gay-vy
Gay person: *Walks away*
Straight person: BISH
Food/pun lovers: MARRY ME
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Lesbian Love
90% Gaydar tuning/refining
5% Checking out dat ass
4% Admitting crush
.6%: Fighting off people who think lesbian love is kinky
.4%: Actual Lesbian Love.
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Lesbian: Les-be-an honest person, you're hot.
Fellow Lesbian: Thanks hun, but I got a Girlfriend
Straight girl: No homo..... right?
Pun lovers: *Takes days to figure it out*
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Bisexual love
49% Convincing people this is not a gay/straight relationship
30% Trying to tell your crush you're bi
10% trying to convince people that you're not gay/straight but bi
5% Dealing with fucking idiots
5% Crying in your bed at night
1% Actual relationship
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When breaking up......
Bi person: Sorry bae, but this peep is done with you, Bi felicia
Person in your straight relationship: *Shrugs* More fish in the sea
Person in your gay relationship: *Slow claps at pun*
Pun lovers: Bi Bi BI-atch
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Transgender love
50% Trying to convince people that this isn't a straight/gay relationship, due to your transness
40% Wondering how you'd have sex.
5% Hoping that your crush would accept you since you're trans
5% Actual Trans love
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Transgender people attempting to sing a love song
(Forgive my shitty lyrics)
Trans peep: Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh Please transfer some of your love to me....
People who you're out to: *Snickers at hidden pun*
People who you're not out to: Awwww how cute!/ Wtf
Oblivious Crush: UmMmMmMmM Y those lyrics doh
Knowing Crush: *Coos* OH COURSE I'LL MARRY YOU
IDEK what I wrote
-Mystic
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The Big Book of Gay
RandomLiterally, it's the big book filled with the gayest shit ever, written by the gayest person ever. Also, a Lot of Gay shitposting. That's a lot of gay.
