Non-Ace: *Winks at Ace*
Ace: *Is listening to music in headphone in one ear*
Non-Ace: (Ace's name), Are you a vegetable? Cause you're a cute-cumber.
Ace: *Bops head to musical beat*
Non-Ace: *Sweats nervously* Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright to me.
Ace: *Smiles to self* *Keeps listening to music*
Non-Ace: Thinks: I gotta up my game
Non-Ace: Is your daddy a baker? Cause you've got some nice buns.
Ace: *Hands a headphone to Non-Ace*
Non-Ace: *Listens*
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none, cause I'm so ace, hun
Thx to PanroAce who made me think of this idea XD
-Mystic
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The Big Book of Gay
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