Blarb. I'm back with this story. Sorry its been a while since I've updated. I remebered that I'm lazy and that I spend more time reading than I do writing. So enjoy~
(Y/N)'s pov
I wake up to a banging on my bedroom door. "Five more minutes Mum." I mumble. "No (y/n) get your lazy ass up your friends are here and I'm not your mother." Jacob yells through the door. "Wait did you say friends? I don't have any friends I'm a loner." I hear Jacob sigh. "Yes you do its me and the gang (y/n)." I hear Turquoise say. Wait. I dash to my door and swing it open. "Turquoise when did you get here?" She starts laughing. "Omg *laughs* your hair *laughs*." I run to my mirror. My hair looks like the cowardly lion mated with a hippo. In other words its a mess. "Get out so I can get ready please." Turquoise leaves and shuts the door behind her.
(Time skip to after you get dressed)
I go downstairs. "What the hell?!?!" I see every anomatronic, demon and human I have met in Gravity Falls in my living room. "What the bloody hell are you doing in my living room and aren't ya'll supposed to be at the pizzaria?" they all laugh. "Nope the pizzaria is closed for the day." Baby anounces proudly. All nineteen of the kids come running up to me and tackle me into a hug. "Mommy!" they shout. "Hiya kids and why did you call me mommy?" they look at me with a sparkle in their eyes. "Because you're like a mother to us." Plushtrap states. "Ahhhh. That's nice to know. If I could adopt you all I would but sadly I can't." Discord walks up to me. "So you wanna go into town with us?" I look at Jacob. "Only if Bubba can come with." Everyone except Turquoise and Jacob look confused. "Who the fuck is Bubba?" Bonnie asks. I point at Jacob. "That loser over there." Everyone turns to Jacob. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh ok." I then yawn. "How are you tired (Y/N)? You slept for like 10 hours." Bill asks. I flip him off. "Fuck you Cipher you don't have to sleep I do because I'm human." Tad chuckles. I then get up and walk into the kitchen. I grab a bowl, a box of lucky charms, a spoon, and the milk. I open the box and look inside. "WHO ATE MY LUCKY CHARMS?!?!?!??!" I storm into the living room. I hear Toy Bonnie whisper "Oh shit she's going to kill me." I glare at him and stomp up to him. "Bon you ate my lucky charms didn't you?" I ask him in a meancing voice. He gulps. "Maybe I did and maybe I didn't." I sigh in exasperation. "I know you did so you have to buy me breakfast." He shrugs. "Alright sweetcheeks I'll buy you breakfast. That punishment is nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be." I roll my eyes. "It's only because I'm tired and hungry." I grab my house keys. "Come on guys I want food." Everyone heads out of my house and I lock the door. "So where do ya wanna go eat (y/n)?" I hear Goldie ask. "Greasy Dinner sounds good to me."
Hey I know I know I suck. It's just Christmas had me distracted and I'm lazy. Not a good combination. Oh by the way. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! I love you guys. And thank you for reading my-
Bill: Your shit-tastic book
Me: Yeah it's basicly my dream journal.
Turquoise: Question.
Me: Ok shoot.
Turquoise: What is Christmas?
Me: I'll explain that in a minute. Now see you all in the next chapter. When ever I get to finishing it. Byyyyyeeeeeeee!~ Delaney
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The One (Various X Reader)
FanficSo I know this sounds weird but this whole story is based off a dream I've been having since I started high school. So enjoy I guess. Btw you will take my place in the story. This is also on my account on Quotev.
