Disney Yaoi Oneshots

Hercules

(This one is gonna be a bit shorter than my other two...ya know probably)

Hurcules had always known he was different.  I mean how many 5 year olds did you know that could pick up a house?  But now that he knew... he was the son of a god.  Not just any god but Zues?!  Wow.  He had just got done with his training with Phill and heard someone screamig.  Pegasus flew down there.

"Come on sweet cheeks, just one kiss."  He saw a blue momster holding a man in his hand.  The man was trying to escape.

"For the last time get off!"

"Mm i like em firey!"

"Parden me uhhhhhh sir!"

"Buzz off buster."

"Exsuse me but aren't you...a damsel in distress?"

"Im a damsel." He pushed up on the fist with a grunt.

"Im in distress." He leaned to him with a sarcstic smile

"I can handel this.  Have a nice day."  Herc got the man out of the grip of the monster...by headbutting the monster and splashing the man in water.

"Sorry, here let me help."  He set the man on a rock

"Is wonder boy here for real?"  Phil nodded, crossing his arms.  He looked the man up and down and whistled.

"You know sweet cheeks, im real too."  He made kissey faces.  Meg roleld his eyes and used his hip to bump him into the water.  Phill growled at him.  He turned to Hercules.

"Grab your sword!"

"Sword right sword.  A hero is only as good as his weapon!"  He pulled out a fish.  The mosnter laughed, while Phil face palmed.  Herc ended up just punching the monster. 

Meg was at the river, somehow getting the dirt out of his hair and sandals.

"So, whats your name?"

"Megara. My friends call me Meg, at least they would if I had any." He flicked the water out of his sandal.

"What was that about?"

"You know men, they think no means yes and get lost means take me I'm yours."  Meg got uncomfertably close while making an innocent look.

"So um, are you...are you gonna be ok?"  

"Im a big tough guy.  I can tie my own sandals and everything."  He said, fakely flexing his arm and smiling.  He started to walk away.

" well, see you around wonder boy." He walked away, waving back to the stronger male.

"Woah..."  Back with meg,  he rolled his eyes as he saw two wood land creatures.

"Oh how cute, it's a couple of rodents lookin for a theme park."

"Rodent!? I am a bunny!"  

"And im his gopher!"  Suddenly Hades came up behind meg, wrapping his figers around his neck.

"Meg meg meg!  I thought we were gonna get the river gaurdian on our side! And here i am kind of river gurdian-less."  Meg slid out.

"I tried my best, but he made me an offer i just had to refuse. Then this wonder boy showed up. said His name was Hurcules."

"WHAT?!"

Back with Herc, they were fliying to the big Olive.   Thebes.  Things seemed to go bad there every day.  One day loctise, the next day a drought, the next day a flood, and the next day illness.  You name it, it happened.  And yet, when herc said he was here to be a hero, no one belived him. Suddenly, Meg ran up.  He was out of breath and scared.