Disney Yaoi Oneshots

Glitter and Carrot Cake

(This is a male!Jessica X Roger Rabbit.  I count them as Disney toons)

Jesse woke up alone in bed.  He frowned, his Roger Rabbit themed t-shirt riding up his stomache lightly. Don't judge him, he's his husband's biggest fan!  He stood up, his shirt falling over his ACME brand sleep pants.  He walked into the kitchen to find a note.

'My darling Jesse, I went out to film a cartoon, but I went out early to get you a surprise! Love, your husband Roger.'  He smiled.  He really loved that Rabbit. He folded the paper up and got dressed. He put the note in his pocket and walked out.  On his way to work, he was stopped by the same guy who helped clear Roger's name.  He grabbed his arm.

"Eddie? What's this about?"  He started dragging him away from the toon club he worked at.

"Jesse we gotta a problem and we need you down at the station."  A light bulb appeared over the toon's head, and his face darkened. He began to panic.

"Did something happen?! Is Roger ok?!" 

"Roger is... fine.  Physically."  Jesse became even more confused.  Before he could finish talking, he was dragged away. When he got to the station,  Roger was sniffling in between huge sobs and fits of "you're wrong you're wrong."

"Roger darling, what's the matter?" The rabbit looked up and clung to Jesse's waist. He almost stumbled from the force.  He twirled his husband's ears around his finger, and action he knew calmed the rabbit down.

"Roger, honey, what's wrong? Why are we at a police station?"

"Becuase, we have proof of you cheating on Roger."  He glared at the chief.

"I would never cheat on Roger!"

"Well you played pattìcake with someone else before so-."

"I had to to keep Roger and the rest of toon town safe! I would never voluntarily play patticake with anyone but him!" He picked roger up by his face, and brought him in to a classic, toon kiss.  Roger's feet sprang up behind him.  He melted in Jesse's hands. The red head laughed.  He grabbed the puddle and pulled the rabbit up.

"So, why did you leave early darling?" He asked he bunny.

"Oh!"  He jumped behind the table, and held out a bouque of carrots.  Jesse smiled and kissed Roger again.  Roger turned into a large whistle and screeched.  Jesse smiled.  

"Come on Roger, lets go home ok?"  Jesse took Roger's hand and drug him out of the police station.  When they got home, Jesse wrapped his arms around Roger's neck and smiled.

"You know I love you don't you dear?"  Roger smiled brightly at this, wrapping his arms around his husband's waist.

"Of course I do Jesse!  And I love you too!"  Jesse smiled and flopped ungracefully onto the couch.  The two sat there, eating carrot cake.  

Because what goes better together than glitter and carrot cake?

Absolutely nothing, that's what.