Guys play Funemployed

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I might as well write a part just before Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. I'll be busy playing once I get the game, so...here's a part.

This is still PG, but be prepared.

I don't own Funemployed.

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Gary: What's good, fam? It's been a while since we did some tabletop games, but now we're here. We're gonna be playing Funemployed!

Barry: MAN. THIS IS SO EXCITING!

Gary: Why did we bring Barry again?

Barry: You guys needed a sub for Drew.

Ash: Where did Drew go anyway?

Gary: Aight. Let's just put ten qualification cards here on top. The reason why we have them is so that we could change up our qualifications. Fun.

Jace: Who's gonna be our first employer?

Gary: I'll go. Let's shuffle these qualification cards. You guys get 4 each. I'm also taking 3 random ones as well for the mess up ones. If there's a card you don't like, get from the extra stuff.

Jace: I don't get some of my cards.

Gary: Okay, guys. My name is Garreth Richardson. I'm the HR here at Okido Hotel. We are in need of a Hotel Housekeeper. Build up your resumes, boys.

Jace: I'm changing...

Ash: WAIT! I wanted that...never mind.

Gary: Times up.

Ash: I think I did okay.

Gary: We shall start from the left.

Jace: Hello, Mr. Richardson. My name is Tommy.

Gary: Hello, Tommy.

Jace: I'm bleached blonde.

Ash: What does being blonde have to do with housekeeping?

Jace: Uh, it's just who I am.

Barry: You're not blonde!

Jace: Jace is a brunet. Tommy is blonde. Anyway, fluids. This may sound vague.

Gary: You have a fluid fetish?

Jace: No. It means that I'm really used with fluids. Thus, I'm not afraid of whatever fluid I may see in the hotel.

Barry: That sounds like a stretch.

Jace: It's being creative. Anyway, I may live in my own reality, but that shouldn't stop me from getting the job done. That just means that I'll make my work fun.

Gary: Interesting.

Jace: Not to mention, I am an obsessive foot washer. So what if I wash my feet often? I keep it clean. If I'm in charge of maintain cleanliness in the area, I have to be a paragon of cleanliness.

Barry: Wow.

Gary: Hmm, you seem to be fit for this job, Mr. Tommy. However, kindly explain the fact that you're bad under pressure?

Barry: Ooh.

Gary: I need someone who can work snappily even under pressure.

Jace: Wait. Um...uh.

Barry: He can't even answer that!

Jace: Well, I may be bad under pressure, but then I live in my own reality. I forget about the pressure and just do my fun job.

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