Date, Marry, Avoid...with a twist

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Warning: 3K+ words. Plus, things might get kinda crazy.

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Dawn: Hey, hey.

Milani: Hi, hi.

Ash: Yo, yo.

May: Hello, hello.

Gary: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ash: What the

Gary: Hey, May. Where did Drew go? He's been missing in action for a while now.

May: I don't know. Milani?

Milani: Idk.

Gary: We should play Funemployed. That was fun.

Ash: I suck at that game.

Gary: Yeah you do.

Milani: So, we are playing Date, Marry, Avoid.

Gary: Not Kill this time. We're being a bit nicer this time around.

May: But there's a twist!

Gary: A twist?!

Dawn: Let's start!

Gary: Okay, let's go.

Dawn: Whoa. Gary, you always start these games. This time, I'm starting.

Gary: Fine, I'll be last.

Dawn: Okay. You ready?

Gary: Baby let the games begin.

Dawn: So my choices are a combination of Alain and Lyra. Basically, a half-Alain and half-Lyra person.

Ash: How does that work?

May: I think that person would be uh...their name would be Alayra.

Milani: Then just merge their personalities.

Dawn: So Alayra would be bubbly at the same time serious.

Gary: Bubbly, but very serious when necessary.

Ash: How would this person look like?

Gary: Alain's hair and body built. Lyra's face and clothes. Her poofy hat is included too.

Dawn: Huh. Okay then. Next, we have an older version of Nate. So, he's like an adult now. Okay.

Gary: Probably a man in his 30s.

Dawn: Fine. Last but hopefully not least, we have the Magikarp Salesman. No twist involved.

Ash: That sucks.

May: So who do you date? Marry? Avoid?

Dawn: Okay. I'm probably gonna date older Nate. I'm marrying Alayra. I'm avoiding Magikarp Salesman. (Again, I assume the Pokemon Peeps to be much older in this book.)

Milani: I would choose the same.

May: True. I think Alayra would be a great person.

Ash: Just avoid the Magikarp Salesman.

Milani: My turn. First, we have Mirror Professor Birch.

Gary: So Prof Birch but the opposite of their personality.

Ash: I met Mirror Ash. He's a crybaby.

Gary: Aww boohoo.

May: So, he's mean and hates going on adventures.

Milani: Okay. Next, we have Genderbent Stephan.

Dawn: So she's now Stephanie!

Gary: Wait...who?

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