Oh wow. Haven’t updated this book in a while.
Here, the stupidest part in SWTPP history.
And also f the censorship.
and also unedited
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In some random space…
Milani: Elemeno?
Elemeno: Effin’ what?
Milani: Uh...why is Adrien here?
Adrien: Elemeno adopted me. She’s my Elemomno now.
Milani: ...whut
Adrien: Are we gonna have Elemeno Summer Games?
Elemeno: No. Besides, it’s always raining here now.
Adrien: Oh no, mom. I has no umbrella.
Milani: Why are you talking like that?
Adrien: I don’t know.
Elemeno: Why don’t you have an umbrella?
Adrien: I left it T-T
Milani: Did Marinette ever return your umbrella?
Adrien: She did.
Milani: Oh.
Adrien: Do you have an umbrella, Milani?
Milani: Nope.
Elemeno: Okay. Let’s do something fun. We shall look inside Adrien’s memories, and we will put Milani in the mix.
Milani: What?
Elemeno: Cue scenario
*magical transporting music ahhh*
Adrien: Mom? Where did Milani go? Is she in my memories?
Elemeno: Let’s just turn on this magical television we never knew we had.
Adrien: Hey! That’s our school!
Elemeno: Yep.
Adrien: Wait, is that Milani over there wearing Marinette’s clothes?
Elemeno: Yep.
Adrien: Wait...there’s...not me. Is that Jace?
Elemeno: Yes, my son.
Gary and Drew: Hey bitches!
Elemeno: Did you just call Adrien a bitch? I will fucking end your lives.
Gary: Language, ma’am.
Ash: Hi Elemeno!
Elemeno: Why are you three here?
Gary: It’s not Stuck with them Pokémon Peeps without actual characters from Pokémon, ya know.
Ash: Ooh! Milani and Jace are on TV!
Elemeno: Ash, just so you know, I never say that when I see you on TV.
Ash: Where’s the popcorn?
Drew: We don’t have any.
Ash: Any chips?
Drew: None. There’s a jar of lollipops there. Wait...what are these flavors?
Gary: Beef jerky flavor, dried seaweed, kelp, beef stroganoff, kare-kare, sinigang
Elemeno: I think Himeko left those.
Ash: Wouldn’t hurt to try one? I’ll try this beef jerky one. *pukes magical sparkles*
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Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps 2 (NOW MORE MIRACULOUS!)
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