Short and pointless chapter :]
Well, short for my standards.
Less than 1000 words is considered short here, okay.
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Gary: Gaaaaah
Drew: Daaaaah
Ash: Aaaaah
Paul: You all sound stupid
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Gary: Stop attacking me, Paulie.
Drew: I wonder if Elemeno will make another long ass chapter.
May: Andrew Hayden, watch your mouth!
Drew: Hand me the gosh darn mirror then, so I can watch my mouth.
May: You just wanna look at yourself in the mirror.
Drew: Bitch, I'm not Gary.
May: Gasp! Drew, you’re lucky Adrien isn't here.
Drew: Um-
Gary: Deku is 15. He is the same age as Eren. Wow.
Elemeno: Gary, we are not allowed to make My Hero Academia references until we have caught up. I’m just about to finish the first season, dang it.
Ash: So, I heard the OCs played the Hunger Games sim.
Elemeno: Weeee.
Gary: It was posted in Escape >> Randomness 3.0. Still not sponsed by Elemeno.
Ash: We should do a Mukbang here in SWTPP2.
May: I want in!
Drew: How are we going to do a Mukbang if the readers don't even see us eat?
May: Ramen Mukbang sounds fun.
Drew: And messy.
May: But fun!
Gary: Aye here's our celebration of Contestshipping Day!
Ash: A week late.
Drew: Suddenly, I feel so offended.
Ash: Why?
Gary: Is Drew about to spill the tea?
Paul: No one spill my tea.
Drew: Elemeno goes out of her way to make a new book for Pokeshipping Week, but she never does anything for Contestshipping Day.
Elemeno: I feel so attacked right now, sister.
Ash: Well, Elemeno got super busy last week.
Elemeno: I had a lot of reports and papers last week. I would have done something if I had time. It just so happens that I was on break back in Pokeshipping Week.
May: Okay.
Ash: Besides, most of Elemeno’s main stories are Contestshipping.
Drew: Sorry for doubting you, Master Elemeno.
Paul: Uh-huh.
May: Wait, if we're more multifandom, then where are the non-Pokémon Peeps?
Elemeno: On break, I guess?
May: Where are the OCs?
Elemeno: On break, I guess?
Gary: Wait! I still need the tea on this one! How is the shipping for Julianne, Helena and Marvin? For real?
Elemeno: I originally planned on shipping them with actual Miraculous characters. But then…ya know, who knows what will happen in the future? I might need back up ships.
Gary: Okay, I know Julianne has a crush on Nathaniel. Marvin, for whatever reason, has a crush on Lila. That's the extent of what I know.
Drew: We feel like Helena has a crush on Luka.
Gary: Bitch, no way. How did you find that out?
May: Language, Gary!
Drew: Well, Gary, it was hinted a bunch of times in this and in other books.
May: Yeah, Gary. Have you been living under a rock?
Gary: Uh, I'm less involved with stuff, so duh.
Paul: I've been less involved, but I still know.
Gary: WELL
Meanwhile…with Team Alola. Why not?
Moon: AHHHH. We’re out of snacks!
Sun: I got Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Moon: Please tell me that's Cool Ranch.
Gladion: That's not organic, Moon.
Moon: Are you Natural Harmonia Gropius?
Gladion: Just because I’m not Natural Harmonia Gropius doesn't mean that I shouldn't promote organic foods.
Hau: I thought Natural Harmonia Gropius talked about Pokémon being our friends, and that we shouldn't treat them like slaves. Natural Harmonia Gropius just wants Pokémon freedom. Natural Harmonia Gropius never talked about organic foods.
Lillie: Why do we have to call him by his full name? He would just introduce himself as N.
Sun: But saying Natural Harmonia Gropius is fun.
Moon: Super fun.
Gladion: Hey! Keep those Doritos away! There are some organic chips available in the market. They're pretty good too.
Sun: The price tho.
Moon: They're too expensive.
Sun: Sorry, we're not getting any Aether Foundation money.
Gladion: I ran away from the Aether Foundation.
Lillie: Me too.
Sun: But aren't you the acting president of the Aether Foundation?
Moon: Oof no wonder Faba is pissed.
Lillie: Ew Faba.
Gladion: Wait, that's just in Sun and Moon. I don't end up the acting president in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon.
Hau: Oh no! Spoilers!
Sun: Wait a minute…
Moon: Who are we anyway? Are we from Sun and Moon? Ultra Sun and Moon? Manga? Anime?
Lillie: Huh.
Sun: Oh no!
Gladion: We’re from the Elemenoverse.
Moon: But we're not OCs.
Hau: Alola!
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Do you guys prefer short and stupid chapters or long and stupid chapters?
Or Elemeno Summer Games?
Still thinking about it.
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