Off With Her Head

Wonderland

Oh my ears and oh my whiskers
Off their heads shall be,

While hedgehogs and flamingoes
Play croquet merrily,

While a hatter and a hare
Constantly eat their tea,

While a caterpillar smokes
Perched on a mushroom he,

While duchesses do badly nurse
Teary, wailing babies

While little girls in dresses blue
Change in size rapidly,

And while through a keyhole
Pretty gardens she does see,

For Alice is in Wonderland
As she will always be.