Avengers Chatroom

Chapter 27

{Audrey is online}

{Bruce is online}

Audrey: Brucey :D

Bruce: Hey Audrey :D

Audrey: Where is everyone?

Bruce: Tony is teaching Thor how to play COD, Nat and Clint are on a mission, Crystal is giving Loki a lecture on something and Steve is trying to make Crystal cake...

Audrey: Dawwww! I ship it!

Bruce: ?

Audrey: Shipping. It's when you think two people are cute together and you mush their names together. Clintasha, Pepperony, Jaor, Stestal and Brudrey...

Bruce: Ok.. wait. Jaor?

Audrey: Jane and Thor

Bruce: Ok. So Clintasha is Nat and Clint, Pepperony is Pepper and Tony, Jaor is Jane and Thor, Stestal is Steve and Crystal but the last one?

Audrey: •_• the last one does not matter. [delete delete delete!]

{Your comment has been deleted}

Audrey: :D

Bruce: Ok then... What should we do?

Audrey: Should we go watch Crystal give Loki a lecture?

Bruce: I've got the popcorn.

{Crystal is online}

{Loki is online}

Crystal: YOU DO NOT DUMP THE CONTENTS OF YOUR WINE GLASS ON A LADY LOKI! IT IS RUDE AND IMPOLITE TO DO THAT! JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE A FREAKING GOD DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD TREAT WOMEN ON EARTH TO THE WOMEN ON ASGARD! HERE, THE FEMALE SEX IS A VERY WISE AND RESPECTED GENDER ON EARTH! AND TO CONTINUE THAT, YOU DO NOT THREATEN TO FEED HER TO A BILGESNIPE JUST BECAUSE SHE WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU ABOUT HOW 'FABULOUS' YOU ARE. *Blows fringe angrily out of face*

Loki: You done?

Bruce: *crunch crunch crunch*

Audrey: *slurps drink noisily*

Crystal: Yes.. wait. One more thing Loki. If you ever cross paths with her again, apologise. Be a gentleman. So what we ladies like muscles and stuff but it's the heart that counts.

{Steve is online}

Steve: I baked you a.. errr.. cake?

Crystal: Aww thanks love... But, I'll pass.. How about we make one.

Steve: Good idea :)

{Steve is offline}

Crystal: See? He's so sweet that it's hard to hate him.. and rant thing that should be a cake...

{Crystal is offline}

Audrey: *Claps hard, almost knocking Bruce's popcorn over*

Loki: :/

Brue: So what did you do?

Loki: Well..

{Loki is private chatting Bruce}

Audrey: D:

Bruce: Ohh........ :/

Audrey: TELL MWAH!!!!!! NOWWWWW!!!!! D':

{Bruce is private chatting Audrey}

Loki: :/

Bruce: :/

Audrey: Well that's awkward........ why'd you try and turn her into a little min-

{Loki has kicked Audrey off the chat}

Bruce: Rude..

{Bruce is offline}

Loki: Well, I better apologise... Or else Crystals gonna kill me...

{Loki is offline}

{Cassandra is online}

Cassandra: You made a bad move last night Loki........ So your little friend Crystal won't be able to kill you... you'll already be dead >:D

{Crystal has turned off invisibility}

Crystal: Ahem... I'm right here...

Cassandra: •_•

{Cassandra has disconnected}

Crystal: Man do I love teleporting

{Crystal is offline}