A/N: ATTENTION ALL READERS! YOU MAY NOT FREAKING READ THIS CHAPTER IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HOBBIT BOOK! SPOILER ALERTS! COUGH@bailfireCOUGH DO NOT READ!!
You have been warned..
I'm not kidding guys..
Look, what's that?
:P
{Bilbo is online}
{Thorin is online}
{Smaug is online}
{Kili is online}
{Fili is online}
{Emma is online}
Emma: OHMYGOSH ITS YOU GUYS! FILI! KILI! THORIN! YOU'RE ALIVE!
Kili: Of course we are alive...
Fili: Why would we not be?
Thorin: What madness is this?
Bilbo: I never got told we were going on adventure...
Smaug: GENOWGNAKZHSIBZJGSH(:&:&:!
Emma: *Dies*
Thorin: DRAGON!
Kili: ATTACK!
Fili: WAIT! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE MEANS BY WE ARE ALIVE!
Smaug: JDBMEISBMXIENAJGSJA
{Thorin has somehow kicked Smaug offline because he wasn't making any sense}
Emma: D': I can't tell you your fate D:
Thorin: -_- you will tell us daughter of man.
Fili: ...
Kili: Please? ;D
Emma: ALRIGHT!
Thorin: Nice one Kili...
Fili: You've sent her over the edge..
Kili: I'm sexy and she knows it?
Emma: Damn right...
Thorin: Ugh, I grow weary of these childish games! SPEAK!
Emma: ALRIGHT! CALM YO DONKEY FARM! IN THE BATTLE OF FIVE ARMIES IN THE END OF THE BOOK, THORIN DIES (D:) AND FILI AND KILI DIE DEFENDING HIM! 😭😭😭
Bilbo: Uh, do I live?
Emma: Oh, yeah. You live a long an happy life :3
Bilbo: Good..
Thorin: Does the foul dragon, Smaug die?
Emma: Yes.
Kili: WHO KILLS HIM? IS IT UNCLE?
Emma: Nah. Bard kills him.
Fili: Who is this Bard?
Bilbo: I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SPEAK FOR A WHILE BUT SINCE 'EMMA' HAS GAINED YOUR ATTENTION IN DEATH, MAY I PLEASE ASK DO. I. DIE?!
Emma: Nope. You live a happy life an go to live with the elves in 'The last homely home' at the age eleventy-one :D
Bilbo: :D
{Bilbo is offline being happy}
Thorin: •_•
Kili: •_• Mr Boggins?
Fili: It's Baggins Kili...
Kili: But the invite says Boggins...
Thorin: Ugh..
{Thorin is offline prepping for the adventure}
Kili: Boggins
Emma: Baggins -_-
Fili: See? It's an 'a'
Kili: D3:
Emma: XD
{Emma is offline laughing her way to tell Bee}
Kili: Ermmm...
{Kili and Fili are offline arguing on 'Baggins' or 'Boggins'}
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