"Hey Potter," Draco Malfoy called as he headed into the Great Hall. He was smirking too. Wow. Never a good sign.
"What do you want?" Harry Potter answered with an eyeroll.
"I like my men like I like my problems."
...even better, a shitty pickup line. Harry sighed an prepared himself for the worst.
"What?"
"Buried deep inside of me."
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Drarry One-shots
Fanfictiona collection of written and found one-shots warning: this ish was started back in 2016 also 89% of it is smut
