~ Shrek's Backstory ~
After recently getting divorced from his previous wife Fiona due to sexual tensions. Shrek packed his bags and left his family to explore what love truly means. He didn't care about leaving those hoes behind (his kids, donkey, and ex wife) He wanted a new lover someone who could fill his needs so, He took it upon himself to travel to California, leaving the swamp his one true home. Shrek had heard about California but never dreamed about visiting it. He was very far away from far far away land and he needed to find a new person to fill his needs.
~ Dr.Phils Backstory ~
Dr.phil was tired of his wife she was boring and he wanted an adventure. He always wanted to know what it felt like to be with a man, but he kept it hidden not wanting to ruin his on screen image. Finally he broke down to his wife and explained what he wanted to try most.
He decided the perfect day to try this would be on a Wednesday morning at the ass crack of dawn.
"Hey dear." Phil said nervously. "Yes phil." Robin replied to her husband. "I have this Desire to know what it feels like to be with a man, can you ever forgive me for thinking this?" He asked. His wife was silent. "Does that mean yes or-" he began. "I'm working. I don't have time for these games right now." She said putting on her glasses and leaning over her desk to begin writing. "So is that a yes or what?" He asked playing with the ends of his grey mustache. "I'm working sweetie." She replied. Phil grabbed his coat and his will to adventure and he set off on the journey.
~ Shrek's Pov ~
I wondered along the sidewalk shuffling my feet and then blowing my nose on the elbow of my shirt. My ears perked up at the sound of loud music. I guess Wednesday nights are crazy in Hollywood. I decided to go into the first club I saw Fish. I walked in and immediately smelled Body Odor mixed with Axe spray plus a hint of asshole. I went up to the bar and took a seat.
~ Dr.Phils Pov ~
I left my house and went straight for the club. Fish. It held a sweet spot in my heart that I just can't ever forget. I remember the first time I ever went. It was a Wednesday night like tonight where I learned how to get krunk like the kids.
I swung the door open to the club and was immediately hit by the smell of Onions and Feet (my favorite smells besides fish and ear wax) I smiled, feeling at home already. I wondered around and decided to sit next to the sexiest man in the room. He had a green tint to his skin and it made my mustache rise in attention. "What's your name?" I smiled. "Mine is Phil." I said. "Shrek." He said, his voice sent shivers up my spine. This is love at first sight. I just knee I had to get to know this man before it was too late.
~ Shreks Pov ~
Maybe it was his mustache. No. Maybe the way the light makes his bald head shine. Or maybe the way his eyes catch your breathe. This is love at first sight. I've only read about this in fairy tales and I barley ever read. I haven't felt this way since Fiona. I just had to claim Phil as my property.
