Dr. Phil and shrek exchanged numbers while they exited the club. It was about to close and they needed to go before they got physically kicked out.
~ Shreks Pov ~
I missed him already and we have barely been apart for 5 minutes. I flipped the paper with his number on it over in my hand and then I got on the bus and they dropped me off at the Crest on the corner by the 711 that sells cheese and chips.
I got off the bus and walked around the side to my tent that I set up earlier today. I walked to the dumpsters behind the Crest and dug through finally finding what I hoped for. Onions. Sweet Onions! I walked back to my tent and picked up the brown paper sack that contained my paper anf glass plates. "Dinner is best served when you are in the comfort of an onion." I spoke aloud to myself.
~ Dr. Phil's Pov ~
I got home and Robin had dinner in the oven waiting for me. She was already in bed but im glad she kept yhe food hot. I pulled my coat off and set it up on the coat rack.
I got the dinner out and then I grabbed a fork and a plate from the cabinet. I took a seat on the couch and turned on this show called Jersey Shore. Snooki's weave has me snatched.
My phone binged. I set my food down on the coffee table and I walked back over to my coat and took my phone out of the pocket.
Daddy Shrek : So I've been thinking about you all night and I really would like to take you out on a date.
Big Papa Phil: I would love to but this is the first time I've ever dated a man before.
Daddy Shrek: this is the first time for me too and I would love to go on a date with you
~ Shreks Pov ~
I walked into my job on the first day it is called Night Trips. I went through the side door and into the backstage area. I undressed and yanked on the dark green pair of shorts. I walked outside and started dancing around on stage using the pole my crusty finger nails scrapping it ever so often.
I looked up, the bright blue lights hitting my pupils. I saw the mustache and I knew who it was. His eyes grew wide and he stared at me. I ran off stage leaving all the money behind that was thrown at me.
I began to cry and shake my fist at myself in the mirror. I wiped my tears away from my eyes with a pair of underwear I found on the vanity. The door opened and my bald lover sauntered in.
"You're a stripper?" He asked me. I let out a sob blowing my nose on the underwear.
~ Phil's Pov ~
"Well I understand why you're a stripper." I said resting my hands ontop of his head and touching his ears gently.
"You do?" He asked wiping his eyes and looking up at me.
"Keeping all this sexiness locked up with a key isn't good. So I'm glad you share it with the community." I said.
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In that moment the stars aligned and shrek stood up. He is much taller then Phil but the space between them couldn't be more leveled. They kissed and for the first time their hearts were complete in eachothers company. Daddy and Big Papa together right now in this moment could make donkey say "I'm making waffles."
The door opened and Michael Jackson came in. "To give someone a piece of your heart, is worth more than all the wealth in the world." He said sitting his fedora on the table and then stripping down to just his white glove. "Question mark?" Shrek said covering Phil's innocent eyes.
