Five

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~ Phil's pov ~

    I sat on the balcony wrapping my robe around my body and then tying it. Shrek sat next to me drinking some orange juice. I patted his leg. "Its beautiful isn't it." I smiled.

The sky is a dark blue and the rain falling makes it even more better. Plus the smell of shit and onions. Shreks armpits.

    I stood up and walked inside. "Where are you going?" Shrek asked. "I'm ordering breakfast."

Farkle, Fergus and Felicia ^

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Farkle, Fergus and Felicia ^

~ Fionas Pov ~

    I sat on the couch craddaling Felicia. I adjusted her pink bow ontop of her head and then I fed her a bottle. I set her down and then grabbed Farkle he's the one with the small amount of hair on his head. I did the same thing and then did it a third time to Fergus who has no hair.

   Robin started putting the babies into the bath and then I went outside and walked through the mud of the swamp to the outhouse with the moon on it.

    I went back into the house and I brushed out my long red hair. "What's this?" Robin asked holding up a bottle. I turned around and looked at her. "That's the 'happily ever after' potion." I shrugged. I had an idea.

If robin drinks that then I'll turn into a human and we will live happily ever after, Like me and shrek were meant to.

   She drank it after I explained my thinking. The room froze and sparkles flew up from different places. I opened my eyes. The triplets are little boys and a girl. I am a woman. We all hugged eachother.

~ Shreks Pov ~

    Phil scrolled through Instagram liking pictures as he went. "Wait is this Fiona?" He asked stopping on Robin's post. They all looked so happy. I nodded slowly.

We went out to eat and then I proposed to Phil. I got down on one knee and I proposed. Phil stood up and screamed yes and then gave me this huge hug. I put the makeshift foil ring onto his finger. Phil smiled. People were recording and posting it everywhere.

    We got free dessert and I let Phil have however much he wanted and then I had the rest.

We got home and I went out to Night Trips and I did extra shifts and then I went to the ring shop. I gave them his size and I bought him the best ring there.

~ Phil's Pov ~

    I woke up in the middle of the night. I wiped my eyes. Shrek isn't here. I pulled the blanket up and then I heard the loud sound of glass breaking.
I got up and went downstairs. 

~ Shreks Pov ~

    I got home and Phil was sitting in a circle with these few other guys. "What the hell?" I asked closing the door behind me. The window was broken. Phil held the blunt up. "Take some." This guy said. I sat down and then took it. I shrugged.

    Me, Phil, Lil Xan ( Diego ), Justin Bieber, and then this random girl that I don't know.

It got wild. Phil started dancing and next thing I know we are making a rap called 'Slingshot' I started doing this weird ass dance and it got wild. (Skeet skeet)

Phil started dancing and that had me dead. He looked so weird doing whatever this was. I sat there and watched him. "Babe." I said. "Hmm?" He asked. I gave him the ring and he threw the fake one down and put the new one on.

    " I like lean, I like drugs. I like beans, I got plugs. What you need? No, no funds What you bleed? Oh, you tough." Diego said reading over the paper.

   Justin bieber started doing the worm and I felt like I had to dance better so I started dancing hard. My back. "Fuck!" I yelled falling onto the ground. "He's fine his back just gave out." Phil said patting my head.

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