~ Phil's Pov ~
Shrek left after a little bit. I need to get some groceries so I grabbed my keys. I walked out to the car and got in. Fiona began walking up the drive way.
My ass pulled on the gear stick changing the car into reverse and I drove backwards to kill that bitch. She screamed and fell onto the pavement and rolled into the grass. I pulled all the way out of the drive way. Then I changed the gear and began driving away
I watched in the rear view mirror Fiona getting into her car.
~ Shreks Pov ~
"I swear that crazy bald headed bitch tried to run me over! He tried to kill me!" Fiona yelled right when she got here. "You're just jealous of me and Phil because I've found someone who loves me and I love him. You're lying!" I roared in her face. Fiona left quickly. I zipped up my tent and laid on my back.
~ Phil's pov ~
I walked into my house after work. Clothes were everywhere in the living room. I walked upstairs and heard these moaning noises. I opened the bedroom door. Robin my wife was ontop of someone. "What the hell is this?!" I yelled. Robin screamed and went under the blanket.
I grabbed the blanket and pulled it off the bed quickly. Fiona was under Robin and then next to them Michael Jackson was ontop of Steve Harvey.
I walked over to the closet and opened it. I grabbed my suit case and I packed all of my stuff. They just kept on doing it. They kept on fucking.
I packed all of my stuff then I walked out of the house. I threw my stuff into my car and I called shrek. It went right to voice mail.
~ Shreks Pov ~
I got off the pole and collected my money in a black trash bag. I went backstage and grabbed my phone.
14 miss calls. Big Poppa Phil.
I called him back and he answered immediately. "What's wrong?" I asked.
"So I get home from work and guess what Robin is fucking Fiona and then Michael Jackson is banging Steve Harvey!" Phil yelled into the phone.
~ Phil's Pov ~
I got to a hotel and I immediately checked in and got a sweet. I invited shrek to come live with me. I didn't know he lived in a tent until yesterday afternoon when he confessed.
He arrived and I unpacked my things and put them into their own compartments. Shrek didn't have too many things but the stuff he did have took up alot of room. I ordered room service and I chopped up some onions for shrek and placed them onto his spagetthi. I skattered them around for more flavor.
I got a late night phone call from robin.
"I'm going to be selling the house and moving in with Fiona at the swamp. It's the best thing for us right now and I'll take care of their kids. You and shrek can move into a new house. I hope we can still be friends." Robin said.
I agreed and I opened a bottle of champagne. Shrek finished eating and then he started eating mine. But I didn't mind this time. I didn't mind one bit.
