~ Shreks pov ~
That night is the night where I realized that I love Justin Bieber. Sure i love Phillip but Justin just tickles my fancies.. a little too much. ;) Little did I know however, he was in love with me since the second grade.
When he saw my bright green earwax and smelled my pits that had the stench of onions, which they still do but also with a hint of ass. My green head sparkled in the sunlight that came in from the window. Which made my teeth look fuzzy, which made him fall in love with me even more because he loved my teeth. He broke up with Selena Gomez because her teeth weren't fuzzy like mine.
"Why are you leaving me again?" Selena asked.
"I can't be with someone who brushes their teeth." He replied.
I know it sounds crazy, but im in love.
~ Phil's Pov ~
When shrek told me about his feelings for Just in i was astonished.. i to have feelings for this mole rat.
we all agreed to a sort of polyamorous relationship. All three of us. It was amazing.
Justin ended up moving into the spare bedroom in the house. We all would come out for dinner, chat. Then we'd all go back to our own rooms. It was different but it worked out this way. We loved it. Especially when the romance began.
~ Justin's Pov ~
I typed out a text to Selena, once i finished dinner, prayer time, and romance hour.
Justin: Day one is going well. I'm so happy we had this idea. Who knew they are this stupid to actually think I love them. 😂 #justhereforthemoney #day1
Selena: #savagelife
