Kool Aid, Anyone? ~Daniel x Fem!Reader~

🚨Spaz Chapter (NOT Part Of Story)

OHHHHH~
There's a place I know
That's tucked away;
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play,
And have adventures everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true,
Camp Campbell is the place for me and you!

We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees;
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
There's endless possibilities
And no,
That's not hyperbole!
Our motto's "CAMPE DIEM"
And that means I'm telling you~

We've got:
Archery,
Hiking,
Search & Rescue,
Biking,
Horseback,
Training that will save you from a heart attack,
Scuba diving,
Miming,
Keeping up with rhyming,
Football,
Limbo,
Science,
Stunting,
Pre-Calc,
Spaceships,
Treasure hunting,
Bomb defusal,
No refusal,
Fantasy,
Circus trapeze,
and Fights,
and Ghosts,
and Paints,
and Snakes,
and Knives,
and Chess,
and Dance,
and Weights–

It's Camp Camp!

David

I hope this won't sound impolite, Or come across as too forthright. But even though you seem alright, I...Think I'm better than you! Now please do keep this thought in mind that's just my personal conviction. You're smart and fun, you're sweet and kind I'd call our friendship an addiction! Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce, but still I find I have to say, I...Think I might be better than you!

Daniel

You seem impressed with what you've shown, but I don't find it that compelling. You've sung my praise but not your own and well, I think that's pretty telling. But while we're on the subject of how I'm superb and leagues above, you ought to know I'm number one! I know that might be hard to swallow (Wa Wa Wa Wa...)This hurts you just as much as me (OooOooOooo...)But when this song is sung then you and I'll know-that you're just a nobody!

David

Well friend I don't know what to say.

Daniel

Try starting with your resignation.

David

Let's end this in the finale.

Daniel

I'm dying from anticipation.

David

Daniel

You're really great, but let me stateYou've been outdoneYou denigrate and seem to hateNow I've really wonThe fact I'll break you, abdicateBut it was funBefore I can asphyxiate, I...Your end's begun and...Think I might be better than you!Now I know I'm better than you!Don't hate me because it's true!And I'll prove it to you, too! Just know, I'm better than.....So watch as I identifyThe skill to show I qualifyLike keeping up this camp charadeAnd tricking kids to drink kool-aidTo sacrifice them—

Oh wait...