ALLHUMANS: EIJIROU A GIRL GAVE ME HER NUMBER WHAT SHOULD I DO WHAT THE FUCK
shotodoroki: ?? text her i guess
shotodoroki: why are you asking me
shotodoroki: and why the fuck do you have a girl giving you her number why of all people you
shotodoroki: i'm hot and cool and i respect women why won't girls like me
ALLHUMANS: ARE YOU EIJIROU? NO. NOT FOR YOU FUCKER
shotodoroki: but did you text her
ALLHUMANS: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TYPE IT'S MY FIRST TIME TEXTING A GIRL
ALLHUMANS: WAIT SHIT
ALLHUMANS: SHE TEXTED ME
shotodoroki: what did she say
ALLHUMANS: "Hi there, Bakugou-kun! This is Uraraka (if you didn't save my # yet lol). I got your number from Todoroki-kun from highschool. Let's meet up again :)"
ALLHUMANS: SHE WANTS TO MEET AGAIN WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
shotodoroki: wait are you bakugou katsuki from yuuei high?
ALLHUMANS: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
shotodoroki: wow explains all the caps
shotodoroki: i'm todoroki shouto. remember me?
ALLHUMANS: YOU'RE THE ICY HOT MOTHERFUCKER
shotodoroki: and wow uraraka-san is straightforward
shotodoroki: but why you what the fuck
ALLHUMANS: FUCK YOU ICY HOT MOTHERFUCKER
ALLHUMANS: WHAT SHOULD I DO
shotodoroki: accept it ofc
ALLHUMANS: BUT WHAT SHOULD I TYPE
shotodoroki: idk man not my problem
ALLHUMANS: FUCK YOU
shotodoroki: fine. copy paste vv
shotodoroki: We should :) 3 pm at starbucks this saturday good?
ALLHUMANS: ok
ALLHUMANS: she said it's ok
shotodoroki: congrats. you scored yourself a date.
ALLHUMANS: thx
ALLHUMANS: BUT YOU'RE STILL AN ENEMY
shotodoroki: just give me a fucking date, kamisama
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