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shotodoroki: how was your date

EXPL0MURD3R: it was scary

EXPL0MURD3R: i was so scared

shotodoroki: tf

EXPL0MURD3R: i almost screamed when she held my hand it was harassment

EXPL0MURD3R: and when she took me to a haunted house i was sure she was gonna do it man

EXPL0MURD3R: i ran out of the house screaming

EXPL0MURD3R: hell no i'm not gonna be assaulted in a haunted house

EXPL0MURD3R: then she chased me out and after that she gave me a drink to "calm me down"

EXPL0MURD3R: no i'm not drinking chloroform coke bitch

EXPL0MURD3R: "haha, the zombies sure are scary, right, bakugou-san?"

EXPL0MURD3R: plastic ass bitch tryna use zombies for an excuse i'm not gon be taken unconsciously in a dark house with a girl hell na fam

shotodoroki: ,,it was a date, right,?

EXPL0MURD3R: it was assault

shotodoroki: people do that when they go on dates bakugo.

EXPL0MURD3R: what

shotodoroki: fuckign virgin.

shotodoroki: you make fun of my virginity yet u don know jack shit abt dates jfc lmAO

EXPL0MURD3R: excuse me bitch

shotodoroki: also you're not using caps lock today

EXPL0MURD3R: EXCUSE ME BITCJ

EXPL0MURD3R: I THOUGHT YOU WERE EIJIROU OK

EXPL0MURD3R: OKAY

shotodoroki: shut your tsundere ass

shotodoroki: fuckin g h ell the people who don't deserve dates get dates meanwhile here i am, icy hot motherfucker, can't even get some hot chicks

EXPL0MURD3R: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY

shotodoroki: am i

shotodoroki: ?

EXPL0MURD3R: tf why you askin me motherfuck

EXPL0MURD3R: TF WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME MOTHERFUCKER

shotodoroki: i've never been attracted to men and i think i like boobs but am i gay?

shotodoroki: i mean i don't think so,?

shotodoroki: i don't really mind what gender, sexuality,, i just want to have a relationship. i just want to be loved

shotodoroki: (or laid))) but ignore)

EXPL0MURD3R: that's some sad shit right there

shotodoroki: my life is void of love. i deserve love too.

EXPL0MURD3R: hey are you ok

shotodoroki: no i'm not

EXPL0MURD3R: uh h

shotodoroki: today's the only day i've been true to myself

shotodoroki: holy shit i'm sad

shotodoroki: today's the day i realized i'm actually alone in this world

shotodoroki: i'm sorry bakugou-kun i forgot we're not close i'm sorry for spilling my emotions to you. i'm sorry for being an annoyance these past few weeks

EXPL0MURD3R: dude

shotodoroki: i'll never message you again. i'll never annoy you again. i'm sorry and thank you

EXPL0MURD3R: where do you live

shotodoroki: why

EXPL0MURD3R: just give me your fucking address

shotodoroki: sakata apartments in tokyo. number 26

shotodoroki: why are you asking for my address are you gonna murder me

shotodoroki: holy shit wait

shotodoroki: don't tell me

EXPL0MURD3R: shut the fuck

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