EXPL0MURD3R: OI YOU AWAKE
shotodoroki: what
EXPL0MURD3R: GRAVITY GIRL TEXTED ME AGAIN
shotodoroki: so what lmao
EXPL0MURD3R: FUCK FUCKFUCKDJSJSKWMWNS
shotodoroki: calm your ass down
EXPL0MURD3R: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
EXPL0MURD3R: I LEFT HER ON READ
shotodoroki: oo SHIT
shotodoroki: wow u fucked up big time
EXPL0MURD3R: HELP ME DIPSHIT
shotodoroki: idk man
shotodoroki: there's dried ice cream on my door so uhh
EXPL0MURD3R: DIPFUCK
shotodoroki: but that still doesn't change the fact that you threw strawberry and vanilla ice cream on my apartment door and wrote "FUCK YOU" in permanent marker
EXPL0MURD3R: Y0 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY YOU CAN'T
EXPL0MURD3R: YOU KNOW I COULD'VE TEXTED EIJIRO BUT HE'S FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND AGAIN
shotodoroki: that's sad
EXPL0MURD3R: IT'S BEEN 8 MINUTED SINCE I LEFT HER ON READ FUCKFUCKDJDI
shotodoroki: lmao
EXPL0MURD3R: MOTHERFUCKSKWJSKWKANDKWJWKWKSJ
shotodoroki: 🤔
EXPL0MURD3R: FUCKING BASTARD
EXPL0MURD3R: KWKWKWKWISOKABDUOWJSNSKAOJD
shotodoroki: come here tomorrow it's saturday clean the fuck outta my door motherfuck
EXPL0MURD3R: I FUCKING WILL JUST HELP ME
shotodoroki: ok ok fine
shotodoroki: what did she say
EXPLPMURD3R: "Hi Bakugo-kun X3"
EXPL0MURD3R: FUCK FUCK FUCK
shotodoroki: shit this is hard
EXPL0MURD3R: i FUCKING KNOW
shotodoroki: reply "hi uraraka-san! what's up? 😀"
EXPL0MURD3R: I'LL SOUND LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY
shotodoroki: be a pussy or be a dick?
EXPL0MURD3R: OK FINE
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