well shit | todobaku

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shotodoroki: hey man got any girls there or smth

pikakink: eyyy Todoroki-kun

pikakink: ooc dm breakdowns again?

shotodoroki: yeah

shotodoroki: i helped someone get a date and here i am not finding one

shotodoroki: the world is always against me

shotodoroki: do you know why

pikakink: how abt stop being a whiny bithc lmao u kno?

pikakink: *bitch

pikakink: sorry omg wrong send

pikakink: so sorry omg

shotodoroki: well sasshole have u ever tried love? yes love like the river flowing strongly for u n shit? ya got a girlfriend but she suckin on someone elses so prob not lmfao ahahaha. but ever tryna imagine it yakno? u been lovd by many ppl out there bc ure Pikachu za litening heroo but howbout poor ol Shouto ya? asidw 4rm that u have 💞💞💞ing parents ait? look at me poor ol Shouto having a rooster for a papi no no no fam bitch i want a girlfriend the end.

shotodoroki: *asshole

shotodoroki: omg wrong send sorry

pikakink: who yuko been sucking fam

shotodoroki: why do i still not have a girlfriend

pikakink: ..

pikakink: i heard Asui-chan is single

shotodoroki: wait

shotodoroki: oh

shotodoroki: frog waifu?

shotodoroki: i can accept frog waifu. frogs are cute. i dont do bestiality tho. but frogs are cute. long tongues n shit.

shotodoroki: thanks man

pikakink: ok but how did you know about yuko who she been suckin motherfuk tell me

shotodoroki: call me todolluminati

i'm so funn y ha ha ha .

give shouto love pls

also yes i intended him to be ooc because i headcanon him to be extra af despite his calm demeanor.

also i need to update often hhhh