REDRIOT: Omg bro im so sorry broREDRIOT: Omg omg u left me 4269 messages im so sorry for not replying omg
REDRIOT: Bro
REDRIOT: It's just that mina's parents were not home so
ALLHUMANS: so fuck is more important than your bro huh
REDRIOT: Omg bro no
ALLHUMANS: no my ass so you had christian service there huh
REDRIOT: Actually yeah
REDRIOT: We had a bible study and a prayer circle
REDRIOT: We accepted Jesus in our lives and vowed to live our lives purely
REDRIOT: It was great!
REDRIOT: Also no sex until marriage
ALLHUMANS:
ALLHUMANS: BUT YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY 4269 MESSAGES YOU FUCKER
ALLHUMANS: oh sorry
ALLHUMANS: YOU FRICKER
REDRIOT: No sex until marriage. Sex is a gift from God and is only done when you love your spouse. Your body is a sacred temple.
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