To the music of ‘Alexander Hamilton’ by Lin-Manuel Miranda
How does an alien, south son, left at birth and some issues, dropped in the middle of a school year, went to a forgotten spot out in the Grand Canyon, by unconventional means of his teacher, grow up to be Paladin of the legendary Voltron?
The poor boy, red pilot without a mother got a lot tougher by working a lot harder, by being a lot “nicer”, by being a self-starter by 17. Shiro placed him as head Lion.
And every day, while students were out learning, and being social, across the river, he struggled and kept his guard up,inside he felt an energy that he would pursue,the boy was ready to fight, steal, kill or barter.
Then an alien ship crashed, and, a chance reigned, our boy saw his hero, being ca-ca-carried away. Put a dagger to his hand, connected it to his brain
And he fought his first battle, at testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, Red said, “This kid is insane, man, took a blow just to find Blue’s cave! Get his fighting skills up, don’t forget from whence you came, and the universe’ll know your name, what’s your name, kid?”
Keith Akine Kogane
My name is Keith Akine Kogane
And there’s a million things I haven’t fought,
But just you wait, just you wait
When he was three, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden,
Fifteen years later, see Keith and Allura in a pod, so sad, sitting in their own grief, the scent thick,
Keith got over it, but Allura just couldn’t
Moved in with the BOM, someone nearly died, left him nothing but a lot of anger, something new inside, a voice saying,
‘Keith, you gotta quit Voltron’
He told the others and they all understood
There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute
He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution
He started flying, flying towards the gigantic battleship
He was thinking, flying, all the things he shouldn't have done!
Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on the bow of a ship headed for a new land
In heaven you can be a new man
In heaven you can be a new man
In heaven you can be a new man
In heaven you can be a new man
In heaven you can be a new man
Just you wait
Keith Akine Kogane
We are waiting at the dock for you,you could never back down, you never learned to take your time
Oh, Keith Akine Kogane
When the galaxy sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote your game?
The universe will never be the same, oh
The ship is in the dock now
See if you can spot him
Another paladin comin' up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed his rep Voltron forgot him
“We fought with him” (Everyone)
“Me, I died for him” (Ulaz)
“Me, I trusted him” (Allura)
“Me, I loved him” (Lance)
“And me, I’m the quiznacking fool that nearly killed him!” (Lotor, with a plasma cannon. Keith nearly got hit.)
There’s a million things I haven’t done
But just you wait
What’s your name, man?
KEITH AKINE KOGANE!
Hey. Is it cringey enough for you? Anyway, thanks for reading this piece of shit book that I decided to make during class one day.
Hecking kill me,
Author~Chan
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Hamilton, But it's Voltron
De Todoliterally, read the title. It's right there. I did this while bored in my study hall.
