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A: sup people persons we have a lot to do today I'm staying up extra late to get this done!
P: oh I'm sooo excited!
L: how much exactly do we have to do?
A: six dares and a truth
P: oh how exciting! I'm so ready for this!
A: wait where is Roman and Virgil?
V: sorry I'm late I was doing... Things
R: *Noticeably dishevelled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
L: speak of the devil
T: I thought you two were dating?
V: we are.
P: then why did you shove him down the stairs.
V: because every Empire has to fall eventually.
P&A: *laughing their butts off*
R: haha yes very funny but can we get on with this!
A: ya sorry okay first off PAWSIEProductions dared Virgil and Thomas to switch places.
V: okay *walks over to Thomas*
T: why do I have to go to the emo corner!!
A: shut up and deal with it!
P: maybe you'll grow some mushrooms.
L: that's impossible Patton...Wait Ouran Highschool reference?
P: yep!
A: okay next dare howdyimflowey2 dared roman to drink a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard each!
R: that is a vile thing why would anyo-
A: she drinks mustard all the time and my best friend drinks ketchup. It's gross.
L: I'm not sure it's healthy to drink a bottle of Solanum lycopersicum.
P: oh sure it is
V: as long as it doesn't kill him.
R: ugh fine *bottle of ketchup & mustard appears*
A: well go ahead.
R: *drinks them*
P: so how was it?
R: that was vile!
V: quoting mushu very clever!
R: glad someone noticed!
A: I did to but didn't want to point it out anyway PAWSIEProductions asked Virgil "what is your record for staying awake?"
A: no one get mad but 168 hours
R: oh that's not so bad
P: ya it could have been worse
L: idiots. That is a whole week.
R: oh. Virgil how the hell did you manage that!
P: I'm so disappointed in you!
V: sorry I can't help it!
A: whatever moving on howdyimflowey2 dared Prince to wear Virgil's clothes and vise versa!
V: ya! I mean boo! I don't wanna do this.
R: *snaps fingers*
V: *is now wearing Prince's shirt and sash which are a little to big* hey I look good *snaps fingers*
R: *now wearing Virgil's hoodie* I like this it's comfy and warm.
A: aw you to are so cute it makes me wanna puke.
P: oh come on I think they're adorable!
A: okay next dare omg why ugh fine Sassy_Reader4 dared Thomas to kiss Anxie on the cheek.
T: okay. *walks over and kisses Anxie's cheek*
A: *blushing* okay moving on!
R: that was adorable!
P: I completely agree Roman!
A: okay just to spice things up a bit I have my own question for Virgil. What are your feelings for Roman?
V: I hate him. But I love him. Like I wanna throw him off a cliff. Then race to the bottom to catch him.
R: aw that's so sweet. I think.
A: okay moving on Sassy_Reader4 dared Anxiety to put on a play with Roman.
R: I have the perfect idea but we will need Virgil. *whispers plan to virgil and anxie*
A: *snaps fingers*
*stage appears, all are in costume
V: wearing an orange parka
A: wearing a orange jacket and green hat
R: wearing a brown jacket and red and blue beanie.*R: action!
V: *falls face fist on the ground*
R: ON MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!
A: YOU BASTARDS!
R: and scene.
P: that was it!?
L: I'm almost positive that was a South Park reference.
A: it was!
V: wait Roman you watch South Park?
R: no I just walked in on her watching it and that line stuck with me.
V: oh that makes more sense.
A: okay I think we're about to rap this up but first I want you all to meet someone *howdyimflowey2 appears* she's the main cause of your misery.
V: your the one who made me wear pink!
F: ya that was me. Fuckin awesome right!
R: and the one who made me drink ketchup and mustard!
F: hell fucking ya I did!
P: you cuss a lot
F: damn strait, wait I wanna say something to necktie over there.
L: and what would that be?
F: fuck you Logan! K bye see ya later motherfuckers!
A:/I associate myself with some very weird people. Well anyways don't forget to leave your questions and dares in the comments section. Take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals. AND PEACE!
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