Anxie gets some dares

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A: sup people persons we have a lot to do today I'm staying up extra late to get this done!

P: oh I'm sooo excited!

L: how much exactly do we have to do?

A: six dares and a truth

P: oh how exciting! I'm so ready for this!

A: wait where is Roman and Virgil?

V: sorry I'm late I was doing... Things

R: *Noticeably dishevelled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

L: speak of the devil

T: I thought you two were dating?

V: we are.

P: then why did you shove him down the stairs.

V: because every Empire has to fall eventually.

P&A: *laughing their butts off*

R: haha yes very funny but can we get on with this!

A: ya sorry okay first off PAWSIEProductions dared Virgil and Thomas to switch places.

V: okay *walks over to Thomas*

T: why do I have to go to the emo corner!!

A: shut up and deal with it!

P: maybe you'll grow some mushrooms.

L: that's impossible Patton...Wait Ouran Highschool reference?

P: yep!

A: okay next dare howdyimflowey2 dared roman to drink a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard each!

R: that is a vile thing why would anyo-

A: she drinks mustard all the time and my best friend drinks ketchup. It's gross.

L: I'm not sure it's healthy to drink a bottle of Solanum lycopersicum.

P: oh sure it is

V: as long as it doesn't kill him.

R: ugh fine *bottle of ketchup & mustard appears*

A: well go ahead.

R: *drinks them*

P: so how was it?

R: that was vile!

V: quoting mushu very clever!

R: glad someone noticed!

A: I did to but didn't want to point it out anyway PAWSIEProductions asked Virgil "what is your record for staying awake?"

A: no one get mad but 168 hours

R: oh that's not so bad

P: ya it could have been worse

L: idiots. That is a whole week.

R: oh. Virgil how the hell did you manage that!

P: I'm so disappointed in you!

V: sorry I can't help it!

A: whatever moving on howdyimflowey2 dared Prince to wear Virgil's clothes and vise versa!

V: ya! I mean boo! I don't wanna do this.

R: *snaps fingers*

V: *is now wearing Prince's shirt and sash which are a little to big* hey I look good *snaps fingers*

R: *now wearing Virgil's hoodie* I like this it's comfy and warm.

A: aw you to are so cute it makes me wanna puke.

P: oh come on I think they're adorable!

A: okay next dare omg why ugh fine Sassy_Reader4 dared Thomas to kiss Anxie on the cheek.

T: okay. *walks over and kisses Anxie's cheek*

A: *blushing* okay moving on!

R: that was adorable!

P: I completely agree Roman!

A: okay just to spice things up a bit I have my own question for Virgil. What are your feelings for Roman?

V: I hate him. But I love him. Like I wanna throw him off a cliff. Then race to the bottom to catch him.

R: aw that's so sweet. I think.

A: okay moving on Sassy_Reader4 dared Anxiety to put on a play with Roman.

R: I have the perfect idea but we will need Virgil. *whispers plan to virgil and anxie*

A: *snaps fingers*

*stage appears, all are in costume
V: wearing an orange parka
A: wearing a orange jacket and green hat
R: wearing a brown jacket and red and blue beanie.*

R: action!

V: *falls face fist on the ground*

R: ON MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!

A: YOU BASTARDS!

R: and scene.

P: that was it!?

L: I'm almost positive that was a South Park reference.

A: it was!

V: wait Roman you watch South Park?

R: no I just walked in on her watching it and that line stuck with me.

V: oh that makes more sense.

A: okay I think we're about to rap this up but first I want you all to meet someone *howdyimflowey2 appears* she's the main cause of your misery.

V: your the one who made me wear pink!

F: ya that was me. Fuckin awesome right!

R: and the one who made me drink ketchup and mustard!

F: hell fucking ya I did!

P: you cuss a lot

F: damn strait, wait I wanna say something to necktie over there.

L: and what would that be?

F: fuck you Logan! K bye see ya later motherfuckers!

A:/I associate myself with some very weird people. Well anyways don't forget to leave your questions and dares in the comments section. Take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals. AND PEACE!

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