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A: Hello and welcome back I am your host Anxie! Sorry this has taken so long school has been a bitch.

L: did you know school doesn't test your intelligence but your memory.

R: it tests my patience

P: it tests my ability to hold in my pee!

V: it's tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch...

A: okay moving on. So the first dare-

R: Wait before we start I had this grate idea! We hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you fight the other!

P: *mumbles* mistlefoe

V: *snickers* 🎵 someone's halls are getting decked fa la la la punch someone in the face then laugh ha ha ha ha ha🎵

L: I advise moving on before this continues.

A: okay first off VIRGIL have you ever summoned a demon? Asked

P: actually I would like to know this.

R: oh come on the answer is obvious! He Is A Demon!

V: Someone's death is nearing closer fa la la la la *walks closer to Roman* Knife is out and blood is boiling! *Insanely* fa La lA la LA La LA lA!

P: Okay calm down everyone!

V: fine. But the answer is no! That's to much work.

L: really like you would actually consider it.

V: I mean...

R: Virgil what the frick is wrong with you.

V: I'm what the kids call. Full of anxiety.

A: okay next dare dared all of us to sing our favorite song.

L: haven't we done this before?

R: I don't know but let's do it again!

V: if you're so enthusiastic about it why don't you start?

R: gladly

Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Tranquil as a forest but on fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

P: I'm never gonna catch my breath

L: Say goodbye to those who knew me

T: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

V: This guy's got 'em scared to death

A: Hope he doesn't see right through me

P: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?

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