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Anxie: Patton why don't you say it this time?Patton: yay! Okay so hello kiddos today we have a dare for-
Roman: did someone say Prince?
Patton: I now understand stand how annoying that is... I'm sorry.
Logan: Ōji wa bakadesu
Anxie: uh Logan why did you say that in Japanese?
Patton & Roman: what did he say?
Logan: I'm trying to learn that phrase in as many languages as possible.
Anxie:Tonikaku ugoite iru dan basu...
Roman: Yo no hablo galimatías chica!
Patton: Je n'ai aucune idée de ce que quelqu'un dit
Logan: Quam ad inferos scis modo gallico
Anxie: okay that's enough! Where is Anxiety! VIRGIL COME HERE!
Virgil: Chto vy, idioty, khotite
Anxie: Russian nice, but the dare. Once again my dear friend howdyimflowey2 has dared one of you Kimyōna (weirdos in Japanese)
Patton: oh yay!
Roman: oh no!
Logan: oh man!
Virgil: oh goody!
Anxie: they dared Roman-
Roman: finally!
Anxie: stop interrupting, Roman has to serenade Virgil.
Patton: aww how cute!
Roman: fine I got this.
Thomas: I bet 10 bucks he sings Disney.
Anxie: I'm putting my money on P!ATD.
Roman: uh.... okay.
Oh, well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding, " says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense ofOh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagneOh, well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagneI chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationalityAgain
Patton: that was so beautiful
Anxie: haha pay up Sanders!
Thomas: ugh. Fine!
Virgil: I gotta go bleach my ears now, see ya! ✌️ ✌️
Roman: I thought I did good...
Anxie: You did, he's just salty. Anyway make sure to leave your questions and dares in the comments section. Take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals, AND PEACE!
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~Translations~
•Prince is an idiot (Japanese)
•Dumb ass anyway moving on (Japanese)
•I don't speak gibberish girl (Spanish)
• how the hell do you know French (Latin)
•what do you idiots want (Russian)
Sorry if it's not totally accurate I used google but I'm trying to actually learn Japanese and Russian so I kinda knew some?

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