Zim's smeets

parenting's difficult

(Zims pov)I heard a faint cry during the middle of the night I groaned and got out of bed to see which smeet was crying. I slowly opened the door and saw Teg still sleeping and I saw Kit had a knife in her hand! I reacted quickly and grabbed the knife out of her hand before anything bad happened and then I noticed Teg had woken up and had a gun in her bed. How the heck did they get these?! Unless it was the Dib. I'll have to give him a little "surprise" vist. 

(Dibs pov)

I was sleeping and dreaming about exposing Zim as the alien he is and I was declared the greatest paranormal investigator ever! It was one of the best dreams I've ever had but of course it didn't last long,I got inturrped by somebody knocking on the door,dad wasn't home and Gaz was at Bloaty's pizza hog so I kinda got scared but I slowly walked down the stairs and answered the door and saw Zim. I sighed and asked Zim what we wanted. 

(Zims pov)

Dib looked kinda scared ounce he answered the door I asked the Dib filth why he looked so scared,but he just ignored me and said it's nothing. I sighed and said to Dib why did you give my smeets weapons? Dib just gave me a dumbfounded look and said what are you talking about Zim,are you sleep walking? I could feel anger bubble up inside of me more and more by the second. I just screamed at Dib now getting tired of him acting stupid,and I yelled at him and said why are you trying to kill my smeets they did nothing to you Dib! 

(Dibs pov)

I don't know what the heck Zim was talking about but I might have known who it was that did that,but should I really tell my greatest enemy who did it? I mean I guess I will sense it will make him leave me alone. I looked at Zim serious and said Zim I think it's the tallest who did that sense they gave them to you in the first place,sense they probably didn't want them.

(Zims pov)

Well Dib did have a point and he did look pretty serious which was unlike him in these kinds of situations. I looked at Dib straight in his eyes and said ok well I have to go make a very important call to the tallest, a interesting call see you later Dib filth!