Zim's smeets

Special vist

(Zims pov)

I called the Dib smelly so he could watch the smeets because I know Gir wouldn't be able to handle it he can't even take care of himself hardly I could only image what it would be with him and the smeets. The house would probably  be gone in 5 minutes or less. Enough of thinking that though I have to give a "surprise vist" to my tallest. I called Dib before I went,which I wondered how I got his number in the first place but thats not important right now. Dib answered and asked how it was ounce he heard my amazing voice he sighed and didn't sound to amused and said whats up Zim? I asked Dib to watch the smeets and he better not do anything bad to them or else I'll kill him! Dib just sounded annoyed but agreed to do it. I said ok come asap Dib and bye. Dib just asked you can't even thank me? I sighed and said tha-thank you Dib smelly. Dib said ok thats better Zim see you soon. I sighed and hung up my trust was all in Dib's hands and hopefully he dosen't even think about breaking it or else he'll pay big time! My thoughts got disrupted by Dib smelly knocking on the door I let him and said Im gonna be gone for awhile I don't know if I'll be back tonight or not but here's a walkie talkie just in case if anything bad happens. Dib grabbed the walkie talkie from my hand and said good luck. I just said I'll try my best th-thank you anyways Dib human and also don't hurt the smeets or else you're pay big time! Dib looked serious and said Im not gonna hurt them until you get back at least. I sighed and said ok bye Dib stink and also make sure Gir doesn't do anything weird or stupid. Dib just nodded and said bye. I waved and said bye to Dib and waved to Gir and my wonderful smeets. Before the door shut on the voot crusier I blew a kiss to my smeets and started my journey,to fight the tallest,this should be very interesting. They will bow before Zim! They will regret big time messing with the almighty Zim! I put the voot on speed bosters which I just added,so it only took about 3 hours to get their,then I grabbed my gun and loaded my pak with all sorts of fun weapons to use on the stupid tallest. I blew up the armada's door and said ok tallest show yourselfs now! The tallest came right by me and starred at me weirdly and then annoyed and they both asked what are you doing Zim you a disgrace to the armada just go. I growled at them and said ok either I can do it the hard way or the easy way do you want to surrender to the almighty Zim o-   but before I could finish my sentence the tallest burst into a laughing fit. I sighed and them growled at then and said guess you want the hard way,let's fight! Red just smirked and asked your gonna fight against a million trained Irken solders against just yourself? I nodded and response and said yes and I the almighty Zim will win! The tallest got into a laughing fit again but as they were distracted by their laughing,I threw a couple bombs at the highest ranked solders so the hardest people to fight would be done and over with then I threw a couple more at the middle ranked one's and right ounce I was about to throw some at the lowest ranked solders the tallest stopped laughing now realizing what I just did they loked very angry and told the only solders still alive,which was the lowest ranked to attack,which was very easy to defeat sense their were only 10 and they sucked basically,nothing can outwit Zim NOTHING!!! I looked at the scared tallets and asked them in a evil tone now do you know not to mess with me? They nodded their heads still shacking alot in fear,ounce I was ready to kill the tallest red stuttered out w-were s-soory we surrender don-dont kill us! I just smirked evily and said we'll it won't be any fun without killing you I mean you have to surrender wither way if you're dead or alive. So why not kill you? Hm give me a good explanation! NOW! They just jumped and shook more in fear and said w-wer-were sorry! Don't kill us please! I just said oh whats this I wonder what this red button does and I grabbed it with me and got in the voot cruiser and pushed the button which caused the armada with the tallest's inside of it. I jsut laughed evily and said that's why nobody should mess with Zim NOBODY! I was kinda tired though from the battle sense it was a little bit stressful but not as bad as I though it would be,I can't wait to go back home,home sweet home and see my beatiful smeet's,I miss them so much and I missed Gir as well.