dirty pick up lines

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them as pick up lines.




(these are just for fun!)

HENRY BOWERS

"is that a cellphone in your back pocket? because that ass is calling me."

VICTOR CRISS

"you know how your hair looks really good? in my lap."

PATRICK HOCKSTETTER

"i named my dick the truth, cause bitches can't handle it!"

BELCH HUGGINGS

"can you help me with my science assignment? i need to know how to get to uranus."

BEVERLY MARSH

"your body is a wonderland and i'd like to be alice."

RICHIE TOZIER

"what are you doing tonight beside me?"

STANLEY URIS

"i will treat you like my homework: slam you on the table and do you all night long."

BILL DENBROUGH

"the fbi wants to steal my dick, can i hide it inside you?"

EDDIE KASPBRAK

"pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed "

BEN HENSCOM

"wanna play? you sit on my face and i guess how much you weigh."

MIKE HANLON

"roses are black, violets are red, what does it take to get you in bed?"

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