There once was a chair
Alone it was
People walked by
Never stopping
It watched the laughing faces
A hate began growing
That hate festered away
Days turned to years
That hate became it's breath
One day sin walked by
She whispered sweet revenge
The chair laughed evilly
Those fucks would pay
They laugh at me
They let words fly
They won't be laughing anymore
I'm just a fucking chair
You sit on me and laugh
See what happens
When next you sit
This chair has fangs
Fuck you
Fuck the laughing
Come and take a seat
I dare you
