Das sind ein paar Lehrerzitate, die ich witzig fand. Manche machen vielleicht keinen Sinn, wenn ihr den Zusammenhang nicht kennt, deshalb erkläre ich euch die dann. Ich werde hier noch weiter updaten.
Here I have a couple of teacher quotes, which I found funny. Some may not make any sense to you, but I'll explain the context. I'm going to update this page.
"Don't get pregnant!!!"
He left the room to get some worksheets and before leaving he turned around and told us...
"Hört auf vorzusagen! Ich schieß euch alle ab!"
"Oh yes! So theoretically!"
My econonics teacher in every single class...
"And then... graph it, graph it, graph it!"
The same econ teacher...
"In case any of you are ballet fans, Frankenstein is being performed in San Francisco."
""Meistens" schreibst du ab jetzt immer nur mit einfach s, ok?" "Ok" "Brav!"
Ja, ich habe ausversehen "meißtens" geschrieben. Schande über mein Haupt.
"Feel free to add relevant material to the review package."
Wait a miunte... isn't that what you as a teacher are supposed to do??
"Please don't die. It's a lot of paperwork!"
"I'm teaching in a freaking circus!"
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