It's a boy girl thing (Clace style) (COMPLETE)

Locker rooms SUCK!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
I am so sorry for the late update....
CLARY POV
I was walking around school...trying to get distracted. "Hey,Hey,Hey" I look at the door and see Alec Lightwood. He is working in the work shop on cars. "C'mere you idiot" He says. I slowly make my way towards him. "Come in my straight friend" He says. I enter cautiously.
"How are you?" I ask trying my best to act like Jace.
"Relaxed like good music....We have training don't forget" He says. I keep getting closer, trying not to get any germs these idiots have.
"Training?" I ask.
"Yes....I wanna kick some Ass" Alec says.
"Yeah.....me too" I say giving him a slight thumbs up. "Except...I have a prior engagement that interferes with this sort of kick ass" I say awkwardly.
"We are a week away from the game!" He says standing up. "Do you know what the coach will do if you don't go for training?" He asks. "No, I'll tell you, he is going to grab your nuts..and create them into nut dust....so the kids you think you'll have will just be tiny little pieces of dust" Alec says and starts laughing.

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I was wearing Jace's white uniform. I skip into the field, pulling my shirt down. The team was huddled together. Then they all yelled LET'S GO! And went into rows. They start doing Jumping Jaxes and I awkwardly struggle to find my place. I awkwardly start doing jumping Jaxes. Then we start running across the field weirdly, which is apparently called Karaoke. Then we start stopping in a net with large holes. The coach screaming at us to go faster. I then trip on the net and fall. The other footballers stomp on top of me. Then I just watch them tackle some things across the field. Finally they get in their football positions.
"Good here we go....." Alec says. We wait a while. "Hey Jace....hut the ball man" He says. I frown in confusion.
"What?" I ask. But it was too late. They pushed the ball back into my face. I move away from it,dodging it. Then everyone starts running. I just stand there, confused and not knowing what to do since I have never played football in my life.
"Jace!" The coach whines.
"Sorry coach" I say. We go again.
"Ok are we all ready?" Alec asks. "Jace!" He says annoyed.
"Umm, hut?" I say, then they throw the ball back scaring me again. Then everyone tackles me. The coach blows his whistle. And they all get off of me.
"Jace...hey what's going on?" He asks. I start looking everywhere.
"Wake up boy" the coach says.
"Sorry coach" I say again. Then we get in positions. Again. Ok...maybe I got it this time. "Ok....I'm ready" I say they throw the ball back and I catch it. I feel pride surge through my body. I smile and look at the coach. "I got it" I say holding up the ball. Then everyone tackles me again. They all stand up and leave. I groan in pain and stay on the ground.

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"What the hell did you do?!" The coach asks. "You acted like a girl!" He complains. I am a girl.
"I feel a little....incongruous" I say. Hah! That's an understatement.
"Incongruous?" The coach questions.
"Yeah...like out of place" I explain.
"I know what incongruous means!" The coach snaps. "Now listen to what I say" The coach warns. "This game is one of the most important game in these boys lives!" He says, his tone never dropping from the warning. "You may have talent and be the arrogant quarterback...But I will not let you pull them down...do you hear me?!" He yells.
"Yes"I say quickly.
"Yes coach!" He corrects.
"Yes coach" I say.
"You better think about it...or you'll see the game from home" he warns and walks away. I sit down on the bench.
"Hey man" It was Alec, I look up and see him shirtless. "Don't let him bug you, ok? You just hang in there"Alec says. He lowers his towel. Then i notice he was actually naked. My eyes widen and I try not to look down. But it was hard since his thing was at eye level with me. "You just made a mistake you know?" I keep trying just to look at Alex's face "it's like a boxer...it doesn't matter how good you can be from time to time you loose the swing you just keep practicing those swings ya know?" Alec says. I nod slowly my eyes staring down at his thing. "You wanna touch my helmet?" He asks. My eyes widen as they go back up to his face.
"What?" I ask.
"My lucky helmet!" He says and grabs a helmet. "Works for me...maybe it'll do the same for you" Alec says. "C'mon give it a rub" he says. I swallow hard.

JACE POV
I wake up to an annoying country song. I gasp as I remember that I might be back in my body. I lift the pajama shirt and see Pencil Necks breast's. I roll my eyes. Ugh not again. I look at the alarm clock and frown. What the hell is this music?! I open the CD player and take out the disk.

CLARY POV
I get out of Alex's car and walk towards the school. Then I get pulled behind a tree. I look up and see me...Or Jace. He put both his arms on both sides, caging me in. "Ugh that's rough" I whine. Jace rolls his eyes.
"What the hell did you do in training!?" Jace asks.
"They are really rough.....They filled me with bruises"I complain.
"I don't care about your bruises. Jace says hitting my arm making me wince. "If they kick me out my life is over" he says.
"Why do you make a big deal about it it's just a game." I say.
"No,No it's not just a game" he says seriously. "It's football" He says as if that explained everything. "Angel, Why can't you understand?!" He asks frustrated.
"What I can understand is that this isn't like a head cold" I say looking down at Jace's body.
"Oh and do you have a better theory miss smarty pants?" He asks.
"Oh no....what am I wearing?!" He asks. I look down at the European outfit I wore. It had beige trousers and a plaid blue shirt. It was very European.
"Beige trousers and an elegant blue plaid shirt" I say simply. "I found them hidden in the back of your closet" I say. Jace for some reason looked like he wanted to die.