It's a boy girl thing (Clace style) (COMPLETE)

Competition

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING
CLARY POV
"And that's where they're supposed to be until another one of my relatives croak!"Jace complains.
"Liar! This is a very classic look..you should wear it more often" I say.
"My hair!" Jace says "Why did you brush your hair like that?!" He asks.
"This is a very European look" I argue. "Sorry for fixing your appearance" I say.
"You're going to ruin my life....I look like a female version of myself!" He complains.
"Well, while I'm trapped in this disgusting body...you'll have to get used to this.." I shrug.
"Oh yeah? That's how you want to do this? Ok" he says. Then he walks up the hill to the fence and jumps over it.

JACE POV
I had to dig and cut yesterday. But this is going to be worth it. I walk out of the bus, yesterday Clary caught me off guard, Let's see how she likes me now. I was wearing purple heels with a plaid purple skirt and a pink tight sweater with pink lipstick. Clary's curly hair was in a sexy ponytail. Don't ask how a ponytail is sexy, it took me all morning to do it. A bunch of people start to howl and whistle at me. By people I mean boys. I look behind me and see Clary covering me with my leather jacket. "What are you doing?!" I ask as I push her away.
"Protecting my image! You look like a cheap prostitute!" She says.
"I like looking like a cheap prostitute" I say.
"You can't dress like that for school!" She says.
"I can do whatever I want! Now...back off or I'll scream!" I say sweetly as I back away.
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It was lunch, I was with my friends eating like a slob by pig in Clary's body. Everyone just looked at me in shock as clary looked at me as if she wanted to die.

CLARY POV
Of course I get revenge on Jace by auditioning to play hamlet, Jace was in the audience, I had his blonde hair in two extremely short ponytails, I was shirtless and already looked ridiculous. Then I started dancing ridiculously in front of the professor who was screaming at me that I was doing everything wrong. Jace just looked as if he was about to die.
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I was peeing next to some guy. Here goes nothing. "Nice penis...." I say. He looks at me in horror. He zips up his pants and leaves. I smile to myself. Take that Jace...

CLARY POV
I was in a woman's locker room. Naked girls everywhere. I was in heaven. But I came here to do only one thing. I wait until I see a good girl. A girl passes by, she was the biggest and ugliest one. Oh my god! Well, here it goes. I grab my towel I wind up and hit her. She screams. Take that Clary....

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I was walking around as girls talked crap about me...well, my girlfriend did. I see Clary. She gets up and walks up to my girlfriend.

CLARY POV
I walk up to Kaelie. "Hey Jace.."She says.
"Hey Kaelie...I need to tell you something..." I say.
"Let me guess...you're sorry for rejecting me..." Kaelie says.
"No...I don't think we should see each other anymore..." I say. Kaelie laughs.
"That's very funny Jace" Kaelie laughs.
"Well, I don't think you're that attractive anymore..." I say.
"WHAT?!" Kaelie, Izzy and Magnus ask shocked.
"You look very...simple" I say. They all gasp. "But Hey...don't worry about the mustache, some guys like that.." I say. Kaelie grabs Magnus's gum and shoves it into my mouth.
"Chock on this Jace Herondale!" She says then walks away. I spit out the gum. Then I get turned around by Clary.
"What happened?!" Jace asks.
"Looks like you and your girlfriend just broke up" I say shrugging.
"Noooo! Me and Kaelie?!"Jace asks whining.
"Kaelie and I" I correct. "But....let's not get into details..." I say.
" you broke up with my girlfriend?!" Jace asks. Jace looks behind him. And see's Nick accelerating his motorcycle. "I'm leaving now, this is a very important night for you.." He says. I look at him confused. He starts walking away.
"What?!" I ask. He comes back closer to me.
"Congratulations! Tonight's the night you're finally going to lose it!" He says. Then he runs off towards Nick. "Hey Nick!" He says. I was hyperventilating. I was having trouble breathing. Then I see him take off with Nick.

JACE POV
I was in Nick's trailer. He came back with a beer. "Here you go babe..." he says.
"Thanks.." I say as I take the beer. "Nice...place..." I say.
"Yeah, my parents aren't here...so they won't bother us..." Nick says. I start to feel nervous and weird. I start to chug the beer. "Wow, i never saw a girl drink like that...."Nick says.
"My throat...is dry" I say. He stands up and comes towards me.
"Maybe I can...moristen it up for you" he says as he gets closer. He has his younger out.
"I NEED ANOTHER BEER!" I blurt out before he gets closer. He sighs.
"Sure" He says and walks away.

JACE POV
I was listening to a football radio station. Celine knocks on the door. "You ok?" She asks.
"Yeah, I'm fine...thanks..." i say.
"You've been acting weird these days, and I think I know what's going on..." she says.
"I don't think so..." I say.
"Let me guess...You think that if you don't impress those scouts, you'll end up working in spatula world...." Celine says.
"What?"I ask.
"I'm not an idiot, Jace" Celine says. "Just let things fall into place..." She says. "Whatever you do we'll be proud of you..." Celine says. "So...if you don't want to work with spatulas...who the heck cares?" She asks them gets up and walks out of the room.